A guy walks in and asks the bartender, “Isn’t that Bush and Powell sitting over there?” The bartender says, “Yep, that’s them.” So the guy walks over and says, “Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?”Bush says, “We’re planning WWIII. And the guy says, “Really? What’s going to happen?”
Bush says, “Well, we’re going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one bicycle repairman.”
The guy exclaimed, “A bicycle repairman!!! Why kill a bicycle repairman?”
Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, “See, dummy! I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!”
"Destiny is not a matter of Chance, its a matter of Choice"
Kung nag GAY LANGUAGE sana sila GMA at GARCI eh di walang SCAM! (if only GMA and Garci used Gay Language there wouldnt had been a scam GMA: hallow gracia! GARCI: uy mother ever! Na chenilyn de kimberlyn ko na po yung mga chuva ek ek. GMA: bonggacious! Eh yung mga chenes chenes, carry na ba? GARCI: flatshoes! Winnie santos mama, wiz na wori eclavou na ever! Na chorva na! GMA: ang tarushki! Maldita ka talaga vruha ka! Eh di windra na naman watashi?! GARCI: anufi ate. GMA: oshah ba.
As proposeed by GMA, sex will now be taxed. 1. Upon penetration, (V@gin@l Access Tax) 2. If more than 10 minutes inside, (Burial Tax) 3. Upon withdrawal, (Exit Tax) 4. Those who don't have sex life, (Idle Asset Tax) 5. Those who practice withdrawal method of birth control, (Withholding Tax) 6. Entering other than wife, (Road Users Tax)
Kung matutuloy ito, syo pa lang makakaahon na ang Pilipinas sa lahat ng utang.
(Trans: if this pushed through, you'd be our saviour... )
"If you think about it, mud is just wet dirt." -Homer Simpson
Inspirational Quotes: Lahat ng problema, may solusyon. Kapag walang solusyon, wag mo ng problemahin. Lagi mong tandaan, kung kaya ng iba, ipagawa mo sa kanila. wag pilitin ang sarili, make life easy. dehins lahat ng guapo may girlfriend, ang iba sa kanila may boyfriend. Trans: All problems have solutions, If theres no solution, dont be problematic about it, always remember if others can do it, have them do it. Dont force yourself, make life easy... not all handsome have girlfriends, some of them have boyfriends.