Post by sabretooth on Sept 12, 2006 16:07:34 GMT 8
A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, "You do God’s work. It's for free." The next morning the barber found a dozen bibles at his shop. A policeman came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused to charge him saying, "You protect the public. It's for free." The next morning the barber found a dozen doughnuts at his shop. A lawyer came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused payment, saying, "You serve the justice system. It's for free."
The next morning the barber found a dozen lawyers waiting for a free haircut
Post by kulot_salot on Sept 13, 2006 9:05:21 GMT 8
Day1: Nerdy guy: hey, I’ll give you a thousand bucks to bend down & have sex with me. It’ll be fast. Sexy chick: not on your life!
Day2: Nerdy guy: hey, I’ll give you two thousand bucks to bend down & have sex with me. It’ll be fast. Faster than you can get the money from the floor. Sexy chick: (thinking) let me think first…
That night: Sexy chick: hon, a nerdy guy at work told me to bend down & have sex with him for two thousand bucks and it’ll be fast… faster than I can get the money from the floor. BF: you know, you say yes. Get the money and run. Sexy chick: ok…
Day3 (night): BF: how did it go? Sexy chick: well, he did give me two thousand bucks, but I was banged. BF: how? I told you to take the money and run! Sexy chick: I did! BF: so what happened?! Sexy chick: darn guy! Tossed the money on the floor… in coins!!!
Juan : Wee-woo! Wee-woo! Wee-woo! Wee-woo! (sounding like a siren)
"Do or do not. There is no try."
jojoy: musta mckouleith….
Nov 25, 2020 10:35:59 GMT 8
jojoy: mis you guys hahaha
Nov 25, 2020 10:36:09 GMT 8
jojoy: di na nainyo ako naalala hahaha
Nov 25, 2020 10:36:17 GMT 8
jojoy: mckou.. dun ka padin ba sa atin SJDM
Nov 25, 2020 10:37:15 GMT 8
anthrax76: yeah, dun pa rin siya
Nov 25, 2020 22:17:45 GMT 8
anthrax76: hahaha, gumawa ka ng bagong account, madaya. pero yung email mo ang giveaway, hahaha
Nov 25, 2020 22:18:19 GMT 8
jojoy: kitakits tayo pag na kauwi na next year...
Nov 27, 2020 18:12:32 GMT 8
jojoy: hinahanp ko yung mga ride natin nung araw hahaha
Nov 27, 2020 18:12:56 GMT 8
anthrax76: oo ba, message lang kapag nandito ka na. actually 'di ko alam na umalis ka pala. huli yata kita nakita nung umakyat ng the wall ang manila riders. inescort mo sila, kaso tanghali na sila nakarating, hehe
Nov 27, 2020 20:53:09 GMT 8
dicypher: kumusta po mga paps?
Nov 30, 2020 8:57:01 GMT 8
anthrax76: swabe lang brad, hehe
Nov 30, 2020 11:30:07 GMT 8
jay05: musta po mga kosa?
Dec 5, 2020 12:27:44 GMT 8
anthrax76: hehe, kumusta brad? natuwa at nalungkot ako pumadkyak sa kalsada nung nov. 30.
Dec 7, 2020 6:37:19 GMT 8