Post by sabretooth on Sept 12, 2006 16:07:34 GMT 8
A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, "You do God’s work. It's for free." The next morning the barber found a dozen bibles at his shop. A policeman came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused to charge him saying, "You protect the public. It's for free." The next morning the barber found a dozen doughnuts at his shop. A lawyer came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused payment, saying, "You serve the justice system. It's for free."
The next morning the barber found a dozen lawyers waiting for a free haircut
Post by kulot_salot on Sept 13, 2006 9:05:21 GMT 8
Day1: Nerdy guy: hey, I’ll give you a thousand bucks to bend down & have sex with me. It’ll be fast. Sexy chick: not on your life!
Day2: Nerdy guy: hey, I’ll give you two thousand bucks to bend down & have sex with me. It’ll be fast. Faster than you can get the money from the floor. Sexy chick: (thinking) let me think first…
That night: Sexy chick: hon, a nerdy guy at work told me to bend down & have sex with him for two thousand bucks and it’ll be fast… faster than I can get the money from the floor. BF: you know, you say yes. Get the money and run. Sexy chick: ok…
Day3 (night): BF: how did it go? Sexy chick: well, he did give me two thousand bucks, but I was banged. BF: how? I told you to take the money and run! Sexy chick: I did! BF: so what happened?! Sexy chick: darn guy! Tossed the money on the floor… in coins!!!
anthrax76: i'll just state the facts ha, i'm not bashing. alagaan mo lang yung pivots. inefficient kasi ang URT, if you think about it, active ang suspension kapag nakaupo ka lang. kasi kapag nakatayo ka at tense yung katawan, rider talaga yung shock absorber.
Aug 28, 2020 19:09:33 GMT 8
mackybiker: okay po noted sir, thank you for sharing your thoughts and ideas:)
Sept 2, 2020 16:07:53 GMT 8