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Post by gadgets88 on Jul 19, 2007 12:34:51 GMT 8
This is a nice thread. Special credit goes to: Dr. Bo, Enzo the engineer, Allegra the sexy Mt.Makiling boy, Arnel the explorer downthere... este downhiller pala, Marcs the powerlifter, sabertooth the strong, sensous, animalistic balbon, Nhan the photog, Jaymz the cute, CoilerBlue the good looking, Yukon the smooth operator (KY kasi), Superman disguised as Tolits, Tito Arci the idol, Guru Jon, Darth amievil, theflea aka the flash, rocketman the incredible, Ka Verong the macho guy, Kevin the baby face, Whoopie da (wo)man, and Mhelai the FANTASTIC girl!  I hope I mentioned everybody. Please add if I missed out some. This trangkaso (respiratory tract infection) is killing me! (from boredom, can't ride). This thread will not be possible without the Wonder Boy starting it. Let's give Wandie a hand, or 2. On second thought, let him use his own hands! ;D Thank you for sharing, everyone! P.S. Dr. Bo, that platonic-emotional investment lecture is very good. Let me know when your book comes out. I want your signature on it! Luv your posts!!!  |
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Post by enzo on Jul 19, 2007 13:34:32 GMT 8
"you can lead a horse to water, but..." I'm thinking our responses were not exactly what he was looking for, so it was time to get a drink from another place. Good effort by all. Dont worry Bo, I think he learned so many things coz I did. I dont want to stop learning kasi. He's probably applying it now. ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by enzo on Jul 19, 2007 13:47:53 GMT 8
Gadgets, Engineer?  You said we keep it on the not so serious kind of relationship. I havent told him about astrology(Chinese and all), childhood/upbringing thingy, mole position on face and body, numerology, palm reading and etc,etc,etc ;D ;D ;D @wandie, Go for it! See what I told you, these guys are great. |
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Post by allegra on Jul 19, 2007 22:52:35 GMT 8
anyone here likes guns?
anyone here have gone on a date sa firing range?
It's the best! They get all excited and nervous from the noise , the smell of cordite , the evil looking guns and hopefully , you
Best of all it's cheap
Kasi the only food available there is turon and kahit maghapon siya kumain dun , I doubt lalampas ng 150p ang gastos mo
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Post by enzo on Jul 19, 2007 22:55:26 GMT 8
anyone here likes guns? anyone here have gone on a date sa firing range? It's the best! They get all excited and nervous from the noise , the smell of cordite , the evil looking guns and hopefully , you Best of all it's cheap Kasi the only food available there is turon and kahit maghapon siya kumain dun , I doubt lalampas ng 150p ang gastos mo Allegra, Did that before and the lady was so pumped up she wanted something else after that. |
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Post by allegra on Jul 19, 2007 23:23:06 GMT 8
anyone here likes guns? anyone here have gone on a date sa firing range? It's the best! They get all excited and nervous from the noise , the smell of cordite , the evil looking guns and hopefully , you Best of all it's cheap Kasi the only food available there is turon and kahit maghapon siya kumain dun , I doubt lalampas ng 150p ang gastos mo Allegra, Did that before and the lady was so pumped up she wanted something else after that. Inggit ako ! the only thing my date wanted was more turon I'm just kidding , havent been on date since.....the Ramos administration  I need to get a life |
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Post by gadgets88 on Jul 20, 2007 12:30:29 GMT 8
Gadgets, Engineer? You said we keep it on the not so serious kind of relationship. I havent told him about astrology(Chinese and all), childhood/upbringing thingy, mole position on face and body, numerology, palm reading and etc,etc,etc ;D ;D ;D @wandie, Go for it! See what I told you, these guys are great. Engineer, as in da Man! who fixes everything. Wow, so many things to learn, so many women, so little time. I think we're ready for more information! Enzo, maybe you can teach me a thing or 2 here. I like to know about erogenous zones. Like which buttons to push? Last time I tried massaging somebody, instead of getting her excited, all she got was sore muscles the next day! I was told not to use my hands the next time! Are we OT already? The thread continues? Oh Allegra, how much do shells cost? P10 each? 50 shells at P10 = P500 na. That takes around an hour or so to use up. I can imagine my date getting so trigger happy, a date with 500 shells will cost P5K! Plus the turon bill!!! A date used to be a walk by the Manila Bay. Cost next to nothing. Maybe a P5 pusit-Q and a bottle of coke. We need better suggestions here!!! |
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Post by BrusKO on Jul 22, 2007 17:26:21 GMT 8
Use AXE... I heard it makes nice girls naughty...
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Post by Superbad on Jul 22, 2007 18:56:44 GMT 8
Use AXE... I heard it makes nice girls naughty... Another alternative would be Player's Cologne for Men. |
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Post by gadgets88 on Jul 23, 2007 12:58:20 GMT 8
Guys! Let me make myself clearer. I was soliciting suggestions on how to move from a simple kind of friendship to a higher level. P.S. Where do I put AXE or Player's cologne? "here" and "there" |
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Post by BrusKO on Jul 23, 2007 15:24:38 GMT 8
You can put "AXE" and "Player's cologne" along with "I want your signature on it."
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Post by skarhed on Jul 23, 2007 15:55:41 GMT 8
If you want to attract female MTB'ers try Pedro's Dry Lube... hee hee |
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Post by Superbad on Jul 23, 2007 17:44:02 GMT 8
If you want to attract female MTB'ers try Pedro's Dry Lube... hee hee Hey Ef, Your not making it clear again. Gadgets might ask where will he put Pedro's Dry Lube. "here" and "there"? |
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Post by Alphabolt on Jul 23, 2007 17:57:31 GMT 8
If you want to attract female MTB'ers try Pedro's Dry Lube... hee hee Hey Ef, Your not making it clear again. Gadgets might ask where will he put Pedro's Dry Lube. "here" and "there"? Nasty ! Dry Lube ! heheheh  he might try it and sue the bikes off of you guys ;D |
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Post by Ben Dover on Jul 23, 2007 18:13:10 GMT 8
lube? hey, aint that for menopausal and gay people?
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Post by Superbad on Jul 23, 2007 19:24:58 GMT 8
lube? hey, aint that for menopausal and gay people? tolits, you have experience using "lube?" |
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Post by Ben Dover on Jul 24, 2007 13:42:26 GMT 8
lube? hey, aint that for menopausal and gay people? tolits, you have experience using "lube?" uhm...nope...could you tell me your experience? |
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Post by Superbad on Jul 24, 2007 14:27:41 GMT 8
tolits, you have experience using "lube?" uhm...nope...could you tell me your experience? no experience too....i heard brus has a lot of knowledge about the topic. |
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Post by whoopi on Jul 24, 2007 19:14:17 GMT 8
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Post by leflea on Aug 1, 2007 16:47:09 GMT 8
Special credit goes to: ... theflea aka the flash, ... is this good or is this bad?? ;D i wonder what happened to the thread starter.... hmmm.. always wondering... |
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Post by dayuhan on Aug 9, 2007 14:45:49 GMT 8
"OT lubricant joke"
In questionable taste, the sensitive should avert their eyes...
Billy Bob the Alabama redneck realizes that his ol' lady Billie Sue is about to give birth, so he tosses her in the back of his trusty pickup truck and takes her down to the hospital, where she pops out triplets. On the way home, the following dialogue takes place:
Billy Bob: "Billie Sue, y'all remembah the tahm we used that there 3-in-1 oil as a lubricant?"
Billie Sue: "Ah shore do, Billy Bob"
Billy Bob: "Well it's a DAYUM good thang we didn't use none o'that WD-40..."
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Post by Ben Dover on Aug 9, 2007 15:20:49 GMT 8
LOL!! ;D
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Post by bocoycoy on Aug 10, 2007 10:56:15 GMT 8
i know one...my friend here also loves biking is single since birth..
try the newest AXE cologne.. and you will land in the island of dreams...hehehehe!! just kidding....
yah,, your time will come brad...don't hurry love!! hehehehe...
look around and see... use your bike, and you will see the true beauty!!!
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Post by trance03 on Sept 29, 2007 10:51:46 GMT 8
i dont mean to offend but did you try checking what needs adjustments on your side of the fence?
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Post by marcs on Sept 29, 2007 11:31:22 GMT 8
just say you want to court her and you want to take it to another level. What's so complicated about that? In the end, it's about the two of you wanting to make it work.
It's not like she's something you need to win over or fix. If it works it works, if not, tough. Just go out and ride.
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Post by kulot_salot on Sept 29, 2007 12:15:55 GMT 8
"OT lubricant joke" In questionable taste, the sensitive should avert their eyes... Billy Bob the Alabama redneck realizes that his ol' lady Billie Sue is about to give birth, so he tosses her in the back of his trusty pickup truck and takes her down to the hospital, where she pops out triplets. On the way home, the following dialogue takes place: Billy Bob: "Billie Sue, y'all remembah the tahm we used that there 3-in-1 oil as a lubricant?" Billie Sue: "Ah shore do, Billy Bob" Billy Bob: "Well it's a DAYUM good thang we didn't use none o'that WD-40..." billy bob & billy sue used triflow!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by yukon on Sept 29, 2007 12:48:13 GMT 8
hey this thread's still alive? what happened here...can we have some updates?
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Post by kulot_salot on Sept 29, 2007 13:20:19 GMT 8
Use AXE... I heard it makes nice girls naughty... Use AXE... I heard it makes nice girls naughty... Another alternative would be Player's Cologne for Men. Guys! Let me make myself clearer. I was soliciting suggestions on how to move from a simple kind of friendship to a higher level. P.S. Where do I put AXE or Player's cologne? "here" and "there" You can put "AXE" and "Player's cologne" along with "I want your signature on it." i know one...my friend here also loves biking is single since birth.. try the newest AXE cologne.. and you will land in the island of dreams...hehehehe!! just kidding.... yah,, your time will come brad...don't hurry love!! hehehehe... look around and see... use your bike, and you will see the true beauty!!! with all the posts about deo-colognes.... are you guys saying that the instigator is a................. Manly Aristocratic Big Aplenty Handsome Outstanding guy?  |
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Post by ronaldarca on Apr 23, 2008 7:53:01 GMT 8
i found this How-to vid on the net.
"How To Make Yourself Irresistible To Girls"
hope this helps man haha
*call me grave digger, but if it works, we're all happy ;D
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You said we keep it on the not so serious kind of relationship. I havent told him about astrology(Chinese and all), childhood/upbringing thingy, mole position on face and body, numerology, palm reading and etc,etc,etc ;D ;D ;D
I need to get a life
