A man named Juan comes up to the Mexican Border on his bicycle with two large bags over his shoulders. the Guard stops him and asks "Whats in the Bags?" "Sand" answers Juan to which the guard replies "Well just see about that...? the guard takes the bags, rips them apart, empties them out and finds nothing but sand.
He detains Juan overnight and has the sand analyzed, but discovers that it really is nothing but pure sand. Finally, the guard releases Juan, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the man's shoulders and lets him cross the border.
A week later, the same thing happens - Juan approaches the border on his bicycle with two bags of sand. the guard asks him "What have you got?" and Juan replies, "Sand". Again the guard does a thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to Juan, who crosses the border.
this sequence is repeated everyday for several months until finally the guard is sitting in a Cantina in Mexico and Juan walks in. "Hey Buddy", says the guard to Juan, " i know you're smuggling something... its been driving me crazy. Its all i think about! I cant sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?"
jojoy: musta mckouleith….
Nov 25, 2020 10:35:59 GMT 8
jojoy: mis you guys hahaha
Nov 25, 2020 10:36:09 GMT 8
jojoy: di na nainyo ako naalala hahaha
Nov 25, 2020 10:36:17 GMT 8
jojoy: mckou.. dun ka padin ba sa atin SJDM
Nov 25, 2020 10:37:15 GMT 8
anthrax76: yeah, dun pa rin siya
Nov 25, 2020 22:17:45 GMT 8
anthrax76: hahaha, gumawa ka ng bagong account, madaya. pero yung email mo ang giveaway, hahaha
Nov 25, 2020 22:18:19 GMT 8
jojoy: kitakits tayo pag na kauwi na next year...
Nov 27, 2020 18:12:32 GMT 8
jojoy: hinahanp ko yung mga ride natin nung araw hahaha
Nov 27, 2020 18:12:56 GMT 8
anthrax76: oo ba, message lang kapag nandito ka na. actually 'di ko alam na umalis ka pala. huli yata kita nakita nung umakyat ng the wall ang manila riders. inescort mo sila, kaso tanghali na sila nakarating, hehe
Nov 27, 2020 20:53:09 GMT 8
dicypher: kumusta po mga paps?
Nov 30, 2020 8:57:01 GMT 8
anthrax76: swabe lang brad, hehe
Nov 30, 2020 11:30:07 GMT 8
jay05: musta po mga kosa?
Dec 5, 2020 12:27:44 GMT 8
anthrax76: hehe, kumusta brad? natuwa at nalungkot ako pumadkyak sa kalsada nung nov. 30.
Dec 7, 2020 6:37:19 GMT 8