Post by allegra on Mar 4, 2006 9:33:57 GMT 8
Way down in Louisiana, Boudreaux's old lady had been pregnant
for some time and now the time had come.
So he brought her to the doctor and the doctor began to deliver
the baby. She had a little boy and the
doctor looked over at Boudreaux and said, "Hey, Boudreaux! You
just had you-self a son! Ain't dat grand!"
Boudreaux got excited by this, but just then the doctor spoke
up
and said, "Hold on! We ain't finished yet!"
The doctor then delivered a little girl. He said, "Hey,
Boudreaux! You got you-self a daughter! She a pretty lil ting, too."
Boudreaux got kind of puzzled by this and then the doctor
said, "Hold on, we still ain't got done yet!" The doctor then delivered
another boy
and said, "Boudreaux, you just had you-self another boy!"
When Boudreaux and his wife went home with their three
children, he sat down with his wife and said, "Mama, you remember dat
night what we
run out of Vaseline and we had to use dat dere tree-in-one
Oil?"
His wife said, "Yeah, I do!"
Boudreaux said, "Man, it's a d@mn good ting we didn't use no
WD-fourty
for some time and now the time had come.
So he brought her to the doctor and the doctor began to deliver
the baby. She had a little boy and the
doctor looked over at Boudreaux and said, "Hey, Boudreaux! You
just had you-self a son! Ain't dat grand!"
Boudreaux got excited by this, but just then the doctor spoke
up
and said, "Hold on! We ain't finished yet!"
The doctor then delivered a little girl. He said, "Hey,
Boudreaux! You got you-self a daughter! She a pretty lil ting, too."
Boudreaux got kind of puzzled by this and then the doctor
said, "Hold on, we still ain't got done yet!" The doctor then delivered
another boy
and said, "Boudreaux, you just had you-self another boy!"
When Boudreaux and his wife went home with their three
children, he sat down with his wife and said, "Mama, you remember dat
night what we
run out of Vaseline and we had to use dat dere tree-in-one
Oil?"
His wife said, "Yeah, I do!"
Boudreaux said, "Man, it's a d@mn good ting we didn't use no
WD-fourty
