Girl: We need to break our relationship. Boy: Why? Girl: My guardian angel appeared on my dream and said that you're not good for me. The elemental spirits are also saying that we should'nt be together. Boy: (Went on his kness,did a sign of the cross and openned his arms wide) Lord, thank you for openning up her mind and for letting me not to marry her!
Corny, wala lang.
How many flat tyres must one man patch, Before you can call him a man?