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Post by bongjumper on Mar 28, 2008 15:16:33 GMT 8
So many time I heard about this line early in the morning...
"I don't love you anymore, your married"... what d Fxxx, you did not ask.... ;D ;D ;D
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Post by agentbill on Apr 17, 2008 21:18:23 GMT 8
After 1 year of dating:
Girl: We need to break our relationship. Boy: Why? Girl: My guardian angel appeared on my dream and said that you're not good for me. The elemental spirits are also saying that we should'nt be together. Boy: (Went on his kness,did a sign of the cross and openned his arms wide) Lord, thank you for openning up her mind and for letting me not to marry her!
Corny, wala lang.
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Post by gnob on Apr 18, 2008 13:48:39 GMT 8
I am sorry, I thought you were someone else. and besides my doctor said I have to cut out all fat.
grrrrrr
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