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Post by krissythebike on Mar 17, 2008 22:59:54 GMT 8
boy: why? why do you have to leave me???
girl: your love suffocates me, i wanna be free.
boy: duh! uh! what do you mean by suffocate???
*this is a true story guys.
hehe
now its your turn...
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Post by minotaur on Mar 17, 2008 23:08:45 GMT 8
No lines for me.
After 3 years, I woke up one morning and she's gone.
No good byes, no farewells, no reason at all... just gone.
I did took a bath the night before and brushed my teeth which I always do. So, its probably not me. ;D
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Post by Ben Dover on Mar 17, 2008 23:14:54 GMT 8
boy: why? why do you have to leave me??? girl: your love suffocates me, i wanna be free. boy: duh! uh! what do you mean by suffocate??? *this is a true story guys. hehe now its your turn... yeah, some women really couldn't stand fellatio...you should understand.  |
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Post by krissythebike on Mar 17, 2008 23:19:05 GMT 8
im sorry to hear that minotaur...really sorry
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Post by minotaur on Mar 18, 2008 0:00:16 GMT 8
im sorry to hear that minotaur...really sorry Its ok brad, its all behind me now. And it was a long time ago. Besides, we all have sad stories to tell. |
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Post by minotaur on Mar 19, 2008 11:26:57 GMT 8
I think I just killed this thread.  |
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bocoycoy
All-Mountain Rider
Ride...ride...ride... \m/
Posts: 174
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Post by bocoycoy on Mar 19, 2008 18:12:54 GMT 8
that's the worst...break up line....
tsk tsk tsk...without any line at all....
sorry brad...for me? hmmmp...
dami eh...
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bocoycoy
All-Mountain Rider
Ride...ride...ride... \m/
Posts: 174
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Post by bocoycoy on Mar 19, 2008 18:14:15 GMT 8
i just saw her in a mall together with someone else..and the next day..she told me that we're off na...the other one??? naaaahh....
she just told me thru text na...we're over... heheheheheheheh
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kukai
Free Rider
Posts: 325
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Post by kukai on Mar 19, 2008 19:25:55 GMT 8
"it's not you, it's me..."
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Post by enzo on Mar 19, 2008 19:37:43 GMT 8
I know that you love me but I cant go on like this, you're not the
marrying type. I found someone who will take me straight to the
altar.
She ran away with the sakristan.
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Post by g.b.b on Mar 20, 2008 23:02:25 GMT 8
dentist lover: i think we should stop seeing each other..... women: why? we love each other don't we? dentist: yes but we're running out of excuse.... iisa na lang ngipin mo..... how sad.............  |
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Post by skarhed on Mar 21, 2008 0:34:35 GMT 8
"Can we talk about this na lang after my ride?"
"Can you pass me the chain lube... What was it you where saying?"
Please note that these are not from personal experience... hee hee
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Julia
XC Rider
S P A N K!
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Post by Julia on Mar 22, 2008 21:25:28 GMT 8
Ayoko na... kasi ayoko lang... (nakakainis!!!)  |
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schwinng
Free Rider
Save the planet, ride a bicycle!
Posts: 293
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Post by schwinng on Mar 22, 2008 22:06:34 GMT 8
"it's not you, it's me..." Hahaha, I've used this line many times ;D ;D |
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ungas
Free Rider
mamatay ka sa kaka smite kupal
Posts: 317
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Post by ungas on Mar 23, 2008 0:30:19 GMT 8
ayoko sa supot!!! (trans: i want skinless!!!)
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Post by Great Teacher Ulysses on Mar 23, 2008 0:35:41 GMT 8
"mag-sama kayo ng bike mo!"
note: hurray! yahoo! harharhar!
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Post by minotaur on Mar 23, 2008 10:48:53 GMT 8
Baby wait!
Its not what it looks like... let me explain! Wait! NO!!!Things to do: 1. Wrap 2. Put in trunk 3. Clean house 4. DUMP CAR IN LAKE. ;D
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sire_andre
All-Mountain Rider
KAIZRE and DAD
Posts: 179
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Post by sire_andre on Mar 25, 2008 9:38:53 GMT 8
"i just don't feel the love anymore..."
booohoooo!!!! that's just one of the worst time in my life...
then after four months she called and told me over the phone this line...
"i would be so lucky if you'll accept me once again but if not you must know that you're my immortal".....
boooooohooooo.....!!!!!
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leflea
Free Rider
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Post by leflea on Mar 25, 2008 18:56:09 GMT 8
loverboy ka talaga. (you're oozing with looove...) "i just don't feel the love anymore..." booohoooo!!!! that's just one of the worst time in my life... then after four months she called and told me over the phone this line... "i would be so lucky if you'll accept me once again but if not you must know that you're my immortal"..... boooooohooooo.....!!!!! |
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Post by allegra on Mar 25, 2008 19:37:57 GMT 8
I dont have the heart maki break up |
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tutubing kalye
Urban Assaulter
daddy, paglaki ko akin nalang bike mo ha?
Posts: 96
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Post by tutubing kalye on Mar 25, 2008 19:54:40 GMT 8
"...you're the only girl I know that doesn't appreciate flowers...
You didn't even appreciate the creativity I've exerted to prepare a stand, do the 'lettering' on the ribbon... what's wrong??!!" ;D:o
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DarKman
Urban Assaulter
Ride Hard... or Go Home.
Posts: 91
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Post by DarKman on Mar 25, 2008 20:34:42 GMT 8
Boy: U mean something happened with u and him? Girl: Yes..I'm sorry Boy: Why? I can't believe it were all friends! Girl: I don't know..it just happened... Boy: @&#%^$%$!!! It never is! Did u like it? What am I saying... Girl: I'm sorry... but I did. He was very good.. I'm sorry... Pack dat shite!  |
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leflea
Free Rider
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Post by leflea on Mar 25, 2008 20:57:49 GMT 8
nyahahaha, based on personal experience? Boy: U mean something happened with u and him? Girl: Yes..I'm sorry Boy: Why? I can't believe it were all friends! Girl: I don't know..it just happened... Boy: @&#%^$%$!!! It never is! Did u like it? What am I saying... Girl: I'm sorry... but I did. He was very good.. I'm sorry... Pack dat shite! |
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DarKman
Urban Assaulter
Ride Hard... or Go Home.
Posts: 91
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Post by DarKman on Mar 25, 2008 21:06:11 GMT 8
nyahahaha, based on personal experience? Boy: U mean something happened with u and him? Girl: Yes..I'm sorry Boy: Why? I can't believe it were all friends! Girl: I don't know..it just happened... Boy: @&#%^$%$!!! It never is! Did u like it? What am I saying... Girl: I'm sorry... but I did. He was very good.. I'm sorry... Pack dat shite! Sad but true. $#&$%@*@$!!!! |
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Post by krissythebike on Mar 26, 2008 16:22:24 GMT 8
here's a true story:
girl: why?
boy: you're too kind eh...i can't stand it. i need someone wild...
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Post by Ben Dover on Mar 26, 2008 18:38:47 GMT 8
is it mine?
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Post by kulot_salot on Mar 26, 2008 18:51:13 GMT 8
for me, this is the worst... ever:  |
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ghorio
Free Rider
Butiki ni Ghorio...
Posts: 397
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Post by ghorio on Mar 27, 2008 13:58:51 GMT 8
girl: sorry, i cant stay any longer boy: why? after all these years? girl: i dont know, i have to go.. boy: wait! how about the baby? girl: dont worry, its not yours... good bye! (run! run!)  hehehe |
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Post by knobbyist on Mar 27, 2008 14:15:19 GMT 8
both lying on bed...
girl: i wonder if it will be this great when we're married?
boy: hahaha! married thats rich.
girl: whats that suppose to mean? (upset)
boy: oh... you were serious? i mean you really see us getting married? (perplexed... trans: being an ass)
girl: wtf?! (pissed)
long silence followed by long heated argument... then
girl: get the f*%# out of my bed and out of my house.
boy: fine. good bye and have a nice life!
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Post by g.b.b on Mar 28, 2008 1:26:19 GMT 8
Sad but true. $#&$%@*@$!!!! well, upgrading naman is your outlet... so it's ok lang.... hehehe... and oh, that's the best time you butt in to her again and give her what she's looking for so she can compare hahaha sweet revenge. |
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