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Post by kulot_salot on Nov 1, 2007 20:49:47 GMT 8
fafa tofs, please stop sharing about yourself.... ..... in the third person....  ......heheheheheh...... GUARD!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by allegra on Nov 1, 2007 22:01:10 GMT 8
Etiquette for Mistresses by Julie Yap Daza, very interesting read and why may I ask were you reading it? hahaha joke lang roche |
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Post by jr on Nov 1, 2007 22:21:27 GMT 8
me I became shy when I got married.. or maybe Im just scared of black eye and ear pinching but im not under ok? just dont like trouble Fullspeed..That is the sign of andres ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D. |
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Post by mountguitars on Nov 2, 2007 1:23:57 GMT 8
no wonder. so men shouldnt say that they're married to avoid getting into trouble, tama ba? hehehe ;D . dapat, always tell them your single and then they'll go away. ;D
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Post by xctofi on Nov 2, 2007 6:37:51 GMT 8
fafa tofs, please stop sharing about yourself.... ..... in the third person.... ......heheheheheh...... GUARD!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Hello James, this is Tofi's friend. its true that he asked me for some info's about this topic. He is a good man. he is very loyal unlike me who gets tempted easily. Tofi : see its not me! ;D ;D ;D no wonder. so men shouldnt say that they're married to avoid getting into trouble, tama ba? hehehe ;D . dapat, always tell them your single and then they'll go away. ;D and never wear your wedding ring! ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by warlock^_^ on Nov 2, 2007 9:49:59 GMT 8
cant wait for more replies about the topic. i still cant relate at this point e. Im on same boat  |
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Post by enzo on Nov 3, 2007 15:45:45 GMT 8
tofi is feigning he can't relate when we all know it's his territory. ako, i truly can't relate, i'll die not having any of this thing that jaymz is saying. no Owen, its not really my territory. im torpe nga e. pramis  here, i asked someone i know about it and here's what he said: Yes, they do,it seems that to some women, the ones who appear to be faithful are very attractive, several reasons. First, they seem much more trustworthy because they haven't been straying (that we know of). Secondly, it's a taboo. they say its Exciting, like seducing a priest. Thirdly, conquest and accomplishment. We want what we can't have. A woman can feel bad about it, but inside there is some part which feeds the ego if you're good enough to pull a married man away from his vows to his wife he says that before he gets in to a relationship with another woman, he already lays all the cards down and tells the woman that its all he can offer. some say no, most say yes. its chow time. ;D ;D ;D if the woman is attracted to the guy din its a lot easier and the woman gives in to the "relationship". he says its like "pag sa office kayo". some just becomes bootie calls. maybe it has something to do with men being outnumbered by women too. and women being more liberated specially the younger ones. i dont know... True!!!Nothing but the truth, Ganyan din, Same thing my friend said. But why go through all the troubles? There are so many things you will do, lies to tell, alibis to think of and even strange habits and rituals when you go to the next level or give in to temptation, much worse if you keep or have another partner(woman). Such as? You wear your socks and underwear in her place even if you will stay in bed the whole day. WHY??? Reaching home, you dont have to worry taking your clothes off in front of you wife, the garter marks are very evident that you are wearing these two pieces of clothing the whole day while muttering how hard your day was and massaging your foot and calves. Same with swimming with your jersey on coz the tan lines will be different if you take of your tops at the beach. (You said you went cycling, why is your back sunburned too?) and chlorine from your hair. You put mud and dirt on your Camelback and sit on the sand pit to make it realistic that you did ride. You go straight to the toilet to change your clothes when you normally just leave whatever you take off your body on the floor that she always says tha you are like a snake. You care about the underwear you wear now, if you wear one. You're mind become sharper and pause momentarily everytime your wife or your other girl says something to you, sometimes lost for a moment coz you mistake one for the other. You start calling all of them the same title, mommy, babes, sweetie, sweetheart, darling etc. The last time you call wifey babes she answered " Im not your babes huh, maybe your reffering to somebody" You dont carry your credit card with you so wifey will not see the "other expenses" If you are generous. You become so creative and inventive with you alibis George Bush will hire you. (spin doctor) " The ride was really so hard and the mechs breakdown of jessie was unrepairable we have to walk 20 kilometers from nowhere" " the meeting was really long and we have to stay two more days coz the sales is going down and need to convince the top honchos" Barber shop expenses went up!!! Dyes and cuts!!! Nail bar expenses went up!!! Manicure and pedicure!! You buy two sim cards, you have two phones!! Your phone is on lock mode,, ALWAYS!!! Your phone is on silent.. ALWAYS!!! Multiple email address!! You have another birth date!!! Of course!! so she will think how important she is and no conflict with your family celebration. Christmas, Valentines, New year would be a big problem. Paranoid wherever you go!!! Clears your pocket and bags of all receipts and papers, even tissues!! You dont give your name and number or use your phone to any Food chain that delivers and keep your number in their data banks for future order. ( how would you explain to your wife when she orders using your phone and KFC said yes MR._____ you are living at flat ___ and your favorite is meal for two with cheesecake and pepsi)  DANGEROUS!!! it's like a tag or marker for a Tomahawk missile launch. You always answer your calls in the toilet when you are in her place,, You have a cordless drill in her place so when wife calls you run it simultaneously while speaking to wife about some jobs to do which only you can fix. You start complaining about odd jobs you need to take coz the boss wants you to finish personally, DUH!! you are actually the boss!!! You always open the car window when you answer your phone,,, You pretend to be sleepy and always tilt the seat backward when you are in her car, Her tint is not 30 percent, You check your shirt for feathers, if she has birds; cat hairs; flea and ticks, if she has dogs, and hair if she is blonde, brunnette or redheaded.( how come you have a strand of long blonde hair on your shirt?) Worst is lipstick. You tell the Maitre d,the chef, not to greet you in front of the lady so she wont think you go there all the time, same with the bartender. You sleep with the mouth partly covered or pillow on your face as a safety device, To cushion the slap from the wife if you say something in your sleep or to mute the words you said. You become more generous to your staff. Secrets!!!! You organize longer rides and campings, You discovered so many nice hidden restaurants, Why go through all such troubles? ? More to come. Feel fee to add. I will ask my friend to add more. |
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Post by Taba® on Nov 3, 2007 17:10:59 GMT 8
no Owen, its not really my territory. im torpe nga e. pramis here, i asked someone i know about it and here's what he said: Yes, they do,it seems that to some women, the ones who appear to be faithful are very attractive, several reasons. First, they seem much more trustworthy because they haven't been straying (that we know of). Secondly, it's a taboo. they say its Exciting, like seducing a priest. Thirdly, conquest and accomplishment. We want what we can't have. A woman can feel bad about it, but inside there is some part which feeds the ego if you're good enough to pull a married man away from his vows to his wife he says that before he gets in to a relationship with another woman, he already lays all the cards down and tells the woman that its all he can offer. some say no, most say yes. its chow time. ;D ;D ;D if the woman is attracted to the guy din its a lot easier and the woman gives in to the "relationship". he says its like "pag sa office kayo". some just becomes bootie calls. maybe it has something to do with men being outnumbered by women too. and women being more liberated specially the younger ones. i dont know... True!!!Nothing but the truth, Ganyan din, Same thing my friend said. But why go through all the troubles? There are so many things you will do, lies to tell, alibis to think of and even strange habits and rituals when you go to the next level or give in to temptation, much worse if you keep or have another partner(woman). Such as? You wear your socks and underwear in her place even if you will stay in bed the whole day. WHY??? Reaching home, you dont have to worry taking your clothes off in front of you wife, the garter marks are very evident that you are wearing these two pieces of clothing the whole day while muttering how hard your day was and massaging your foot and calves. Same with swimming with your jersey on coz the tan lines will be different if you take of your tops at the beach. (You said you went cycling, why is your back sunburned too?) You put mud and dirt on your Camelback and sit on the sand pit to make it realistic that you did ride. You go straight to the toilet to change your clothes when you normally just leave whatever you take off your body on the floor that she always says tha you are like a snake. You care about the underwear you wear now, if you wear one. You're mind become sharper and pause momentarily everytime your wife or your other girl says something to you, sometimes lost for a moment coz you mistake one for the other. You start calling all of them the same title, mommy, babes, sweetie, sweetheart, darling etc. The last time you call wifey babes she answered " Im not your babes huh, maybe your reffering to somebody" You dont carry your credit card with you so wifey will not see the "other expenses" If you are generous. You become so creative and inventive with you alibis George Bush will hire you. (spin doctor) " The ride was really so hard and the mechs breakdown of jessie was unrepairable we have to walk 20 kilometers from nowhere" " the meeting was really long and we have to stay two more days coz the sales is going down and need to convince the top honchos" Barber shop expenses went up!!! Dyes and cuts!!! Nail bar expenses went up!!! Manicure and pedicure!! You buy two sim card, you have two phones!! Your phone is on lock mode,, ALWAYS!!! Your phone is on silent.. ALWAYS!!! Multiple email address!! You have another birth date!!! Of course!! so she will think how important she is and no conflict with your family celebration. Christmas, Valentines, New year would be a big problem. Paranoid wherever you go!!! Clears your pocket and bags of all receipts and papers, even tissues!! You dont give your name and number or use your phone to any who delivers and keep your number in their data banks for future order. ( how would you explain to your wife when she orders using your phone and KFC said yes MR._____ you are living at flat ___ and your favorite is meal for two with cheesecake and pepsi) You always answer your calls in the toilet when you are in her place,, You have a cordless drill in her place so when wife calls you run it simultaneously while speaking to wife about some jobs to do which only you can fix. You start complaining about odd jobs you need to take coz the boss wants you to finish personally, DUH!! you are actually the boss!!! You always open the car window when you answer your phone,,, You pretend to be sleepy and always tilt the seat backward when you are in her car, Her tint is not 30 percent, You check your shirt for feathers, if she has birds; cat hairs; flea and ticks, if she has dogs, and hair if she is blonde, brunnette or redheaded.( how come you have a strand of long blonde hair on your shirt?) You tell the Maitre d,the chef, not to greet you in front of the lady so she wont think you go there all the time, same with the bartender. You sleep with the mouth partly covered or pillow on your face as a safety device, To cushion the slap from the wife if you say something in your sleep or to mute the words you said. You become more generous to your staff. Secrets!!!! You organize longer rides and campings, You discovered so many nice hidden restaurants, Why go through all such troubles? ? More to come. Feel fee to add. I will ask my friend to add more. Enzo, you're revealing too much of yourself! Aha, I knew it...you always make me as your alibi coz you're confident your wifey will not ask me questions...! |
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Post by enzo on Nov 3, 2007 17:13:29 GMT 8
Jessie,
OIST!!! It's not me hah!!
Confession of a friend, My observation only.
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Post by allegra on Nov 3, 2007 18:03:55 GMT 8
ahahaha Idol Enzo , natawa ako sa post mo a
You este your friend pala needs a rest brad , parang burntout ka na este siya pala hehe
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Post by enzo on Nov 3, 2007 18:25:24 GMT 8
Len,
Meron din plus or good toubles, accodring to him.
That 5 kilos you want to get rid of, you lose it in two days,
You stop buying Clinique for men, toner, soap and conditioner coz your face glowed so bright from all those adrenaline rush and hormonal release,
Your upper body become stronger, chests, arms, deltoids, and your grip too. If you have abnormally big derrieres, they soften or bedimpled sila after some time. Defined baga.
Your lumbar is not immobilised anymore, flexible na siya,
Ngumingiti mag-isa kahit walang kausap. trans=( On his own)
Your fashion sense came out again,
You became extra sweet to your wife,
More to come!!
Need to talk to my friend extensively.
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Post by allegra on Nov 3, 2007 20:29:02 GMT 8
That's what I need , a flexible lumbar area
Its an old underuse injury haha it stiffened up already
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Post by kulot_salot on Nov 5, 2007 9:40:12 GMT 8
Etiquette for Mistresses by Julie Yap Daza, very interesting read and why may I ask were you reading it? hahaha joke lang roche oo nga roche.... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Jessie, OIST!!! It's not me hah!! Confession of a friend, My observation only. oi! another third person confession! hehehehe.... ;D ;D ;D enzo, your friend also a friend of tofi... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by whoopi on Nov 5, 2007 10:43:11 GMT 8
FAFALEN and JAYMZ, because it's very educational and i read anything and everything anyway, but my boyfriend isn't married. ENZO, natawa rin ako. all i can say is, if you don't lie, you don't have to have a good memory. tell your friend that |
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Post by kulot_salot on Nov 5, 2007 15:10:40 GMT 8
Etiquette for Mistresses by Julie Yap Daza, very interesting read where to buy miss roche? can't seem to find it via google...  |
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Post by whoopi on Nov 5, 2007 15:38:21 GMT 8
national bookstore i guess. or you can have my copy. who can i pass it along to...how about our best friend MEYRICK? ;D
and why, may i ask, are you interested? ;D
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Post by kulot_salot on Nov 5, 2007 16:02:03 GMT 8
in the book..... is there a 'how-to' on having a mistress? ;D i'm beginning to be like gadget here... reading the tech manual before plunging-in.... heheheheh.... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D errr... anyway, i think enzo got it covered here in this thread.... heheheheh.... ;D i'll just browse it na lang lang @ NBS.... hehehehe... para not obvious.... hehehehh..... ;D |
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Post by gadgets88 on Nov 5, 2007 17:11:10 GMT 8
national bookstore i guess. or you can have my copy. who can i pass it along to...how about our best friend MEYRICK? ;D and why, may i ask, are you interested? ;D Uhh... Roche my dear, can I borrow after Jaymz is done with the book? Maybe a 2 hour browse lang (speed reading mode on), not bringing it home for obvious health reasons. My wife always say we are destined to be together. When asked of the possibility of getting a divorce, she answered: "Divorce? Never! Murder? Yes! but Divorce, Never!" |
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Post by enzo on Nov 5, 2007 18:22:01 GMT 8
FAFALEN and JAYMZ, because it's very educational and i read anything and everything anyway, but my boyfriend isn't married. ENZO, natawa rin ako. all i can say is, if you don't lie, you don't have to have a good memory. tell your friend that See!! Sharpens our memory, faster reflex, tone our body, and makes you 10 years younger. ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by whoopi on Nov 5, 2007 18:35:45 GMT 8
ahahaha! i think you guys are getting the wrong idea. the book is FOR mistresses. it's not for husbands who want to have one. it says things like, a man will always return home to his wife and no amount of emotional blackmail etc. will change that so snap out of it and just focus your energy on his credit card ;D
GADGETS, as they say, in the christian idea of marriage, "there is no divorce, only death." glad to give the book to you (since JAYMZ if too afraid to be caught by his wife with it hehe). let me know how. i've too many books that i don't intend to read again, and i want to pass them on to someone who would read them para di sayang.
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Post by enzo on Nov 5, 2007 18:46:42 GMT 8
in the book..... is there a 'how-to' on having a mistress? ;D i'm beginning to be like gadget here... reading the tech manual before plunging-in.... heheheheh.... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D errr... anyway, i think enzo got it covered here in this thread.... heheheheh.... ;D i'll just browse it na lang lang @ NBS.... hehehehe... para not obvious.... hehehehh..... ;D I will ask my friendfor more useful info I actually have three wedding rings, Stop wondering why, it's all with the same woman. First was a gift from my in-laws for our wedding which is an 18 karat band with tricolor made by Unoarre. The colors are in yellow, slight red and white in the middle. I lost my wife's ring when I took of my cycling gloves, she handed it to me coz she was baking, the rolling pin was scratching it. Good thing she didnt hit me with it. I replaced it but cannot find the exact design or brand coz made somewhere daw. (imported) The second one I bought here in Dubai which is the same band but in white gold. Bought them coz I found the brand but not the design of the first one. and my knuckles are big already. Lastly is the same ring but in yellow, same story, need to please and reassure my wife that I want to wear it all the time. But the nature of my job requires me to use my hands all the time and the deep scratches are so ugly so I didnt put it at all since nov.04 Maybe I should use it now and be in the same situation as Jaymz. Pretty good Idea. BTW, I bought them not out of a whim or anything, My wife was scratching her head and said "Are you doing something bad? another girlfriend in the wings?" My reply was " If I have to marry you again and again, I will, just to prove how much I love you" ( OH kaya nyo bang sabihin yan sa asawa nyo?)translation= Can you say that? But still, she's not buying the idea. What color of ring do you think attracts more women? ;D |
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Post by enzo on Nov 5, 2007 19:21:27 GMT 8
Roche, Can I borrow it, I dont need to buy that coz Im not a mistress ;D Will peek only in their mind. But my friend said that the best thing you can do is, "Treat your wife as if she is your mistress and your mistress, as if she is your wife" I'll explain as if it came from my friend's mouth. Once married, every challenges will be gone. The wife is always there and you sleep in the same bed. That's it! simple as that, no courting, no love games and will always be ready for you. Then came the children, Unless you have full time nannies and tons of money to send the kids to the mall, or check in then it's fine. you will have lots of time for fun. Things you do when you were still lovers. Okay okay, we dont have to be too explicit here. Everybody knows what what everybody is doing, but it's just more tamer once were married. i still hug my wife while she is washing the dishes or pull her in the tub with me, or wake her up pretending I wanrt some food but will take her to the living room and you know what. Some ladies are complaining that their husbands are too preoccupied with work or maybe other women that he is not the same man in bed anymore. Of course my wife is doing her part too and that makes it more exciting. Im speaking of my time and age coz seven year itch is true. or maybe its even less. Mahirap magkasawaan or mawalan ng gana. And how about the mistress? What do you do when you see your mistress? Limited time? Yeah!!! My friend said that everytime he visits her the first words she will say is" Are you going to stay here for a long time?" What are you going to do there? simple question!! Just do your thing and sleep a couple of hours sometime then leave. OUCH!! They are more sensitive being the outsider and mind you it's a very touchy issue. So what do you do? You treat her as all women wants, like a wife!!! The customary flowers, hugs and kisses upon arrival, help her with the cooking, STOP the groping while she is cooking coz she will feel like a bar girl. Dont look at your watch every now and then and for God sake!! turn off you mobile phone!! Dont grope again, ask her about her day, or weeks if you have limited visiting time, play chess and pretend you love her pets. The truth is, you keep another woman only for one purpose, which is? I cant say this, its your call. You better get a different woman every now and then than maintaining one. I know it's different but its a lot cheaper and the strings are not there. Or better yet,, Just stay in your area of responsibility and all these trouble wont be there in the first place. |
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Post by allegra on Nov 5, 2007 22:48:21 GMT 8
FAFALEN and JAYMZ, because it's very educational and i read anything and everything anyway, but my boyfriend isn't married. ENZO, natawa rin ako. all i can say is, if you don't lie, you don't have to have a good memory. tell your friend that There's a copy of one lying around the house Read a few parts , that book came out during the Ramos years so most of the examples came from those days Havent read the whole thing , it reads like a cosmo article kaya got bored This thread is much much more entertaining |
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Post by kulot_salot on Nov 6, 2007 8:20:56 GMT 8
What color of ring do you think attracts more women? ;D enzo, it's not the color... believe me! it's the girth, the thickness, & the weight (esp. the WEIGHT!).... ;D ...i should know, i sized our wedding rings (my wife & mine ) similar to LOTR... minus the disappearing tengwar scripts... |
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Post by gadgets88 on Nov 6, 2007 8:43:35 GMT 8
ahahaha! i think you guys are getting the wrong idea. the book is FOR mistresses. it's not for husbands who want to have one. it says things like, a man will always return home to his wife and no amount of emotional blackmail etc. will change that so snap out of it and just focus your energy on his credit card ;D GADGETS, as they say, in the christian idea of marriage, "there is no divorce, only death." glad to give the book to you (since JAYMZ if too afraid to be caught by his wife with it hehe). let me know how. i've too many books that i don't intend to read again, and i want to pass them on to someone who would read them para di sayang. Oh! The book is about having the right attitude and right mentality of being a mistress pala. Then the book is for them, not really for the guys who need some tips. Si Jaymz kasi, he sounded sooo excited, it got me excited as well! ;D Whoopie, why don't we just swap books around, say 10 dozens at a time? so you can check out if any of my collection catches your fancy... think Jurassic collection. Enzo my man! Keep the tips coming! Very educational!  |
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Post by kulot_salot on Nov 6, 2007 10:01:41 GMT 8
heto! i searched (in the net) & i found! hehehehe.... ;D Etiquette for Mistresses... and what wives can learn from them by: Julie Yap-Daza 1) Mistress is not Mrs. Know you place.
No.2 is not No.1, and ne’er the twain shall meet. And they better not.
2) Even if he tells you he loves you more than his wife, don’t let that go to your head.
As a rule, men are liars.
3) Mistresses should be ready to give up Valentine’s Day, Christmas Day, New Year’s Day, Holy Week and his birthday.
Mistresses are also called “holiday orphans,”…
4) Be friend his secretary but avoid all contact with his driver.
Unless your married man is carrying on with his secretary, she can be an invaluable asses in your relations or relationship with him-relations as in sex, relationship as in a working or living arrangement.
5) As tempting as it seems, don’t patronize the wife’s beauty parlor, jewelry shop, dress shop, or father confessor.
6) DON’T CALL HIM, WAIT FR HIM TO CALL.
7) To be seen with him in public once is risky. The second time could be fatal to one of you. The third time is The End for both of you.
Love is lovelier when it’s forbidden. Because it’s forbidden it’s supposed to be hidden.
8 ) Never believe, and never say anything unfriendly about his wife, not even after he recites a litany of her faults.
Sooner or later, some mistresses feel so loved that they begin to think f the wife as the other woman.
9) Mistresses are kept by rich men. But a mistress who is a woman of substance and independent means is better. (Translation: Don’t ask him for money.)
10) Be discreet. (Make sure he is not the type to talk in his sleep.)
There is no fool like a fool in love.
11) Never travel together.
Accidents will always happen.
12) When he breaks a date, charge it to fate, not his fecklessness.
13) Wives have their own networks of spies and amigas. It is helpful for the mistress to have her own. A chaperone is not a good idea, however. (Chaperones are passe. Besides, they talk.)
Because of her position and location in the underground, the mistress is a lonely woman.
14) Mistresses don’t complain.
They shouldn’t. It’s the wives, according to their husbands, who are always complaining.”
15) Being No.2, the mistress tries harder.
At the end of the day (night), she goes home without him. Or he goes home without her with a higher value that when they met yesterday.
16) Send him home as soon as it becomes apparent that he’s overstaying.
What do men do after sex? According to conventional wisdom 10% smoke, 20% fall asleep, and 70% go home to the wife.
17) It is practical for a mistress to be linked to anther man, preferably her lover’s friend.
In the age of the liberated woman, who needs a chaperone? Ah, maybe not, but she needs a beard.
18) If he is a public man and you’re thinking of staging an accident of running into him, think: How many accidents can I pull off in one month?
Its womans nature to want to be loved and be seen as being loved.
19) Don’t make unnecessary enemies of his children.
If you listen to mistresses and their stories, the world is full of love and short on loving.
20) Remind him to pay for everything in cash - dinner, flowers, perfume, champagne, pearls, diamonds, a microwave oven, etc.
In God we trust but pay in cash you must.
21) Don’t use tears as a weapon. He’s probably had enough of that from the Mrs.
Wives nag. Wives cry. If only for that reason, a mistress doesn’t use tears to get what she wants.
22) Resist the urge to be found out.
For every action, the laws of nature decree an equal and opposite reaction.
23) Perish all thought that someday you’ll be No. 1
One should always be in love. That is the reason why one should never marry. - Oscar Wilde
24) Married men who keep mistresses don’t like surprises, as a rule.
25) A man with a mistress leads a double life, his mistress only half life. Cheer up! A career will make you whole.
Life in the modern world has put women on an equal footing with men. There is nothing a man can do that a woman cannot.
26) Resist the urge to shower him with gifts. Evidence, evidence…!
Love is not love until it is expressed.
27) When in doubt, disappear.
28) When all else fails, leave him.
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Post by enzo on Nov 6, 2007 10:48:42 GMT 8
heto! i searched (in the net) & i found! hehehehe.... ;D Etiquette for Mistresses... and what wives can learn from them by: Julie Yap-Daza 1) Mistress is not Mrs. Know your place.
No.2 is not No.1, and ne’er the twain shall meet. And they better not.
2) Even if he tells you he loves you more than his wife, don’t let that go to your head.
As a rule, men are liars.
;D ;D
3) Mistresses should be ready to give up Valentine’s Day, Christmas Day, New Year’s Day, Holy Week and his birthday.
Mistresses are also called “holiday orphans,”…
I told you so. Tell her your b-day is on the 18th not 16th.
4) Be friend his secretary but avoid all contact with his driver.
Unless your married man is carrying on with his secretary, she can be an invaluable asses in your relations or relationship with him-relations as in sex, relationship as in a working or living arrangement.
That will be putting two tigers in the same cage.
5) As tempting as it seems, don’t patronize the wife’s beauty parlor, jewelry shop, dress shop, or father confessor.
Even furniture shops.
6) DON’T CALL HIM, WAIT FR HIM TO CALL.
And that's in all capitals.
7) To be seen with him in public once is risky. The second time could be fatal to one of you. The third time is The End for both of you.
Love is lovelier when it’s forbidden. Because it’s forbidden it’s supposed to be hidden.
;D It's a small world after all
8 ) Never believe, and never say anything unfriendly about his wife, not even after he recites a litany of her faults.
Sooner or later, some mistresses feel so loved that they begin to think f the wife as the other woman.
9) Mistresses are kept by rich men. But a mistress who is a woman of substance and independent means is better. (Translation: Don’t ask him for money.)
What if the mistress is the one who is giving the money?
10) Be discreet. (Make sure he is not the type to talk in his sleep.)
There is no fool like a fool in love.
Change sleeping habit, cover your mouth or head with a pillow ;D
11) Never travel together.
Accidents will always happen.
12) When he breaks a date, charge it to fate, not his fecklessness.
This I like. ;D
13) Wives have their own networks of spies and amigas. It is helpful for the mistress to have her own. A chaperone is not a good idea, however. (Chaperones are passe. Besides, they talk.)
Because of her position and location in the underground, the mistress is a lonely woman.
15) Being No.2, the mistress tries harder.
At the end of the day (night), she goes home without him. Or he goes home without her with a higher value that when they met yesterday.
Higher value?
16) Send him home as soon as it becomes apparent that he’s overstaying.
What do men do after sex? According to conventional wisdom 10% smoke, 20% fall asleep, and 70% go home to the wife.
Exactly! ;D
21) Don’t use tears as a weapon. He’s probably had enough of that from the Mrs.
Wives nag. Wives cry. If only for that reason, a mistress doesn’t use tears to get what she wants.
;D
22) Resist the urge to be found out.
For every action, the laws of nature decree an equal and opposite reaction.
23) Perish all thought that someday you’ll be No. 1
One should always be in love. That is the reason why one should never marry. - Oscar Wilde
24) Married men who keep mistresses don’t like surprises, as a rule.
As long as it's on the kinky side.
26) Resist the urge to shower him with gifts. Evidence, evidence…!
Love is not love until it is expressed.
No wonder why my friend's office table is littered with swarovzky crystals, mugs and small trinkets. even underwear in the drawer.
That Julie is a genius, Thanks Jaymz ;D |
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Post by whoopi on Nov 6, 2007 11:04:43 GMT 8
enzo's friend: "pretend you like her pets"? >: @lenard: and why may i ask do you have the book in your house? ;D @gadgets: yeah, be happy to. PM me your titles and i'll do the same
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Post by enzo on Nov 6, 2007 11:11:01 GMT 8
enzo's friend: "pretend you like her pets"? >: @lenard: and why may i ask do you have the book in your house? ;D @gadgets: yeah, be happy to. PM me your titles and i'll do the same Maybe my friend does'nt like pets, I love animals, Si Godzilla na lang yata ang dehins namin naaalagaan pa;D |
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Post by enzo on Nov 6, 2007 11:43:00 GMT 8
What color of ring do you think attracts more women? ;D enzo, it's not the color... believe me! it's the girth, the thickness, & the weight (esp. the WEIGHT!).... ;D ...i should know, i sized our wedding rings (my wife & mine ) similar to LOTR... minus the disappearing tengwar scripts... My wedding band is so thick, I think it's 11 grams. I wont wear it na lang. |
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DANGEROUS!!! it's like a tag or marker for a Tomahawk missile launch.
