Post by santino on Oct 13, 2007 21:39:43 GMT 8
He said he's planning on writing a Christmas song spoof... a very very good idea, I must say... I can hardly wait... Hehehhe.
I remember writing a spoof on a similar genre two years ago... Here it is, and please... don't take it too seriously... I'm not fragging the reputation of any products mentioned...
Twelve Days at Ross Cycle
On the first day of Christmas,
Samuel gave to me
isang five inch na Marzocchi.
On the second day of Christmas,
Samuel gave to me
Two cheng shin tubes,
at isang five inch na Marzocchi.
On the third day of Christmas,
Samuel gave to me
Three French rims,
Two cheng shin tubes,
at isang five inch na Marzocchi.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
Samuel gave to me
Four folding tires
Three French rims,
Two cheng shin tubes,
at isang five inch na Marzocchi.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
Samuel gave to me
Headset na Chris King,
Four folding tires
Three French rims,
Two cheng shin tubes,
at isang five inch na Marzocchi.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
Samuel gave to me
Fox shox a-leaking,
Headset na Chris King,
Four folding tires
Three French rims,
Two cheng shin tubes,
at isang five inch na Marzocchi.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
Samuel gave to me
Frame na Attack Racing,
Fox shox a-leaking,
Headset na Chris King,
Four folding tires
Three French rims,
Two cheng shin tubes,
at Isang five inch na Marzocchi.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
Samuel gave to me
Trifemme shorts for riding,
Frame na Attack Racing,
Fox shox a-leaking,
Headset na Chris King,
Four folding tires
Three French rims,
Two cheng shin tubes,
at isang five inch na Marzocchi.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
Samuel gave to me
Juicy Five for braking,
Trifemme shorts for riding,
Frame na Attack Racing,
Fox shox a-leaking,
Headset na Chris King,
Four folding tires
Three French rims,
Two cheng shin tubes,
at isang five inch na Marzocchi.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
Samuel gave to me
Pedals for dirtjumping,,
Juicy Five for braking,
Trifemme shorts for riding,
Frame na Attack Racing,
Fox shox a-leaking,
Headset na Chris King,
Four folding tires
Three French rims,
Two cheng shin tubes,
at isang five inch na Marzocchi.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
Samuel gave to me
XTR for bling-bling,
Pedals for dirtjumping,,
Juicy Five for braking,
Trifemme shorts for riding,
Frame na Attack Racing,
Fox shox a-leaking,
Headset na Chris King,
Four folding tires
Three French rims,
Two cheng shin tubes,
at isang five inch na Marzocchi.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
Samuel gave to me
Quotation I’ll be paying,
XTR for bling-bling,
Pedals for dirtjumping,,
Juicy Five for braking,
Trifemme shorts for riding,
Frame na Attack Racing,
Fox shox a-leaking,
Headset na Chris King,
Four folding tires
Three French rims,
Two cheng shin tubes,
at isang five inch na Marzocchi.
I remember writing a spoof on a similar genre two years ago... Here it is, and please... don't take it too seriously... I'm not fragging the reputation of any products mentioned...
Twelve Days at Ross Cycle
On the first day of Christmas,
Samuel gave to me
isang five inch na Marzocchi.
On the second day of Christmas,
Samuel gave to me
Two cheng shin tubes,
at isang five inch na Marzocchi.
On the third day of Christmas,
Samuel gave to me
Three French rims,
Two cheng shin tubes,
at isang five inch na Marzocchi.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
Samuel gave to me
Four folding tires
Three French rims,
Two cheng shin tubes,
at isang five inch na Marzocchi.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
Samuel gave to me
Headset na Chris King,
Four folding tires
Three French rims,
Two cheng shin tubes,
at isang five inch na Marzocchi.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
Samuel gave to me
Fox shox a-leaking,
Headset na Chris King,
Four folding tires
Three French rims,
Two cheng shin tubes,
at isang five inch na Marzocchi.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
Samuel gave to me
Frame na Attack Racing,
Fox shox a-leaking,
Headset na Chris King,
Four folding tires
Three French rims,
Two cheng shin tubes,
at Isang five inch na Marzocchi.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
Samuel gave to me
Trifemme shorts for riding,
Frame na Attack Racing,
Fox shox a-leaking,
Headset na Chris King,
Four folding tires
Three French rims,
Two cheng shin tubes,
at isang five inch na Marzocchi.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
Samuel gave to me
Juicy Five for braking,
Trifemme shorts for riding,
Frame na Attack Racing,
Fox shox a-leaking,
Headset na Chris King,
Four folding tires
Three French rims,
Two cheng shin tubes,
at isang five inch na Marzocchi.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
Samuel gave to me
Pedals for dirtjumping,,
Juicy Five for braking,
Trifemme shorts for riding,
Frame na Attack Racing,
Fox shox a-leaking,
Headset na Chris King,
Four folding tires
Three French rims,
Two cheng shin tubes,
at isang five inch na Marzocchi.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
Samuel gave to me
XTR for bling-bling,
Pedals for dirtjumping,,
Juicy Five for braking,
Trifemme shorts for riding,
Frame na Attack Racing,
Fox shox a-leaking,
Headset na Chris King,
Four folding tires
Three French rims,
Two cheng shin tubes,
at isang five inch na Marzocchi.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
Samuel gave to me
Quotation I’ll be paying,
XTR for bling-bling,
Pedals for dirtjumping,,
Juicy Five for braking,
Trifemme shorts for riding,
Frame na Attack Racing,
Fox shox a-leaking,
Headset na Chris King,
Four folding tires
Three French rims,
Two cheng shin tubes,
at isang five inch na Marzocchi.
