Post by rob on Nov 15, 2005 12:51:46 GMT 8
Dear Tech Support:
Five years ago I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife
1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began with unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all my other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Night ride 10.3, Party 5.0, Drinking-and-Gimmicks 7.5, and travel 3.6 can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run and these were my favorite
applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0, but the uninstall doesn't seem to work on Wife 1.0. Please help!
Thanks,
A Troubled User.
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem. Many people upgrade
from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0. It is impossible to
uninstall or purge the program files from your system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings:
Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes
Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command several times before the system will
return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, one of the best operating systems available, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use can cause the system to launch Nag Nag
9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Chocolate 2.5! There is also a new Diamonds 5.0 on the market if all
else fails.
WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install
Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to your operating system.
Best of luck,
Tech Support
HAHAHAHA! Baby it's a wired world di ba?
Five years ago I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife
1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began with unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all my other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Night ride 10.3, Party 5.0, Drinking-and-Gimmicks 7.5, and travel 3.6 can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run and these were my favorite
applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0, but the uninstall doesn't seem to work on Wife 1.0. Please help!
Thanks,
A Troubled User.
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem. Many people upgrade
from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0. It is impossible to
uninstall or purge the program files from your system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings:
Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes
Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command several times before the system will
return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, one of the best operating systems available, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use can cause the system to launch Nag Nag
9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Chocolate 2.5! There is also a new Diamonds 5.0 on the market if all
else fails.
WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install
Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to your operating system.
Best of luck,
Tech Support
HAHAHAHA! Baby it's a wired world di ba?