Julia
XC Rider
S P A N K!
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Post by Julia on Apr 19, 2008 15:27:34 GMT 8
How to Make a Woman Happy
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician ! 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be very ric h 49. not stress her out 50. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 54. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked 2. Bring food 3. Hand over the remote ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Ben Dover on Apr 19, 2008 15:47:18 GMT 8
please don't forget the beer.
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DarKman
Urban Assaulter
Ride Hard... or Go Home.
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Post by DarKman on Apr 19, 2008 15:49:39 GMT 8
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
4. Leave him alone when he's watching sports
hahahaha!
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Post by rocky on Apr 19, 2008 15:52:36 GMT 8
Gosh. I must be All of above.
To stay 40 years happily married with mama (C.O.)
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Post by Dragunov on Apr 19, 2008 15:59:47 GMT 8
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Post by Dragunov on Apr 19, 2008 16:07:31 GMT 8
give one to your man to make him happy!
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Post by mountguitars on Apr 19, 2008 19:35:06 GMT 8
whoah, you hit the spot, hehehe ;D.
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Post by qt_kat on Apr 19, 2008 22:18:55 GMT 8
How to Make a Woman Happy
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician ! 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be very rich 49. not stress her out 50. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 54. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes No wonder I'm a very happy woman, my man is (and does) all of the above. I love you Fafa.
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Post by Dragunov on Apr 19, 2008 22:34:33 GMT 8
How to Make a Woman Happy
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician ! 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be very rich 49. not stress her out 50. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 54. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes No wonder I'm a very happy woman, my man is (and does) all of the above. I love you Fafa. i love you too BIKEDADDY! ;D ;D ;D
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Post by pazigrider on Apr 19, 2008 23:55:28 GMT 8
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Post by rickym on Apr 29, 2008 17:51:46 GMT 8
A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for P15,000.00 They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT."
On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event had not been worth the price. So he had his secretary send a cheque for P7,500.00 and enclose the following typed note:
"Dear Madam: Enclosed find a cheque for P7,500 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the place, I was under the impression that:
#1 - it had never been occupied;
#2 - there was plenty of heat; and
#3 - it was small enough to make me feel cosy and at home.
However, I found out that
#1 - it had been previously occupied,
#2 - there wasn't any heat, and
#3 - it was too large."
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the cheque for P7,250 with the following note:
"Dear Sir:
#1 - I cannot understand how you could expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.
#2 - As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you ONLY know HOW TO TURN IT ON.
#3 - Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but your FURNITURE is too SMALL to fill it, please do not blame the management.
P.S. "I WAS ALSO NOT HAPPY HOW YOU USED THE APARTMENT LAST NIGHT"
Please send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present landlady.
MORAL OF THE STORY: DON'T MANIPULATE A WOMAN IF SHE DON'T MAKE U HAPPY… heheehehe…
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Post by gadgets88 on May 6, 2008 17:27:04 GMT 8
Here are the 10 traits every man is looking for in a serious girlfriend according to Lisa Daily, syndicated relationship columnist and author of Stop Getting Dumped 1. She has a life of her own — and it's pretty good to boot. Ladies, this means that you take care of yourself, pay attention to your personal style and find time to hang with your fabulous friends and family. You seek adventure by traveling. And you take in life's pleasures — from indulging in dessert to walking through the park on a sunny day. "You don't expect your boyfriend to be your entire existence," says Daily. In other words, you're not waiting for some man to show up, so you can get your "real life" started. 2. She never makes the first move. This issue has been debated to death, and there is no true consensus. But Daily says that she strongly believes women should never, ever pursue a man. Instead, she suggests waiting for the man to initiate and plan dates. Her reasoning: If the woman is always the one calling, she will never know if he is really interested in her or if it's just convenient for him. She may find herself questioning the relationship every step of the way. Men simply aren't programmed to think like that and therefore are better suited to the chase, Daily says. 3. She is sexy without being trampy. This means something different at the beginning of the relationship than it does down the road, Daily says. In the beginning of courtship, a woman should refrain from making any comments that are overtly sexual. She also flirts by using nonsexual touch like placing her hand on his forearm or even the knee but only briefly. When the relationship gets more serious, and presumably more intimate, sexual touch and public displays of affection are more appropriate. At this point, it's okay to play footsie under the table. 4. She waits to have sex. Yes, the sexual revolution arrived long ago and few people expect a "pure white bride" nowadays. But sex is still a pretty big step for couples. Daily says that many women don't even realize just how much sex changes the dynamics of a relationship. When women have sex, they release a hormone called oxytocin (also referred to as "the cuddle hormone"), which some scientific researchers believe makes women feel extra warm and fuzzy for their sex partners. Daily warns that if women do the deed too soon, they might make too much of a relationship that barely ever existed outside of the bedroom. When you inflate the significance of a relationship, the man often bolts. Daily's advice is to wait at least one month into the relationship before having sex with your new man. 5. She does little things to show she cares. Daily has one friend who noticed that her traveling salesman boyfriend never had time to get his shirts washed, so he would just go out and buy new ones. Her friend started to drop off his laundry at the dry cleaners once a week. Daily herself cooks for her husband. "It's as if he doesn't even know where the kitchen is," she says. "But that's not to say that he starves when I'm out of town." No, you do not have to turn into June Cleaver. The bottom line is that you should want to do the little things that let him know you care and you are paying attention to his individual needs. And he should do the same for you. Daily boasts that her man scrapes the ice off her windshield on cold winter mornings! 6. She should be her boyfriend's best wingman — err, wing woman. Help him to look good in front of the boss, advises Daily. Laugh at his jokes and help him shine when it is important. Of course, again, he should do the same for you. 7. She never turns on the pressure. This one is important. Men have a distinct aversion to any sort of pressure, says Daily. Therefore, women should avoid calling and/or emailing him many times during the day or dropping hints about the future. In fact, keep the dreaded M-word (marriage) out of your vocabulary all together. "Men don't want to constantly take the pulse of a relationship," says Daily. "They would rather just enjoy it." 8. She does not take any @#$% — from anyone. A good woman never accepts bad behavior. Guys respect women with whom they can't get away with anything. If he knows there's a penalty — like getting thrown to the curb — for a serious violation like cheating, he'll respect you more, and he will be far less likely to do it. You should also never even bother to date married men, those who already have girlfriends or anyone who verbally or physically threatens or abuses you. Period. 9. A good woman always chooses a good man. That means that you should look for someone who is honest and dependable. He has to treat you right. If he says he is going to be somewhere, he is there. Chivalry is not dead, by the way. "Good manners are a deeper window into what kind of man he truly is," Daily says. You should also have compatible views on money (which is the number one thing couples fight about). Even though they say opposites attract, savers should think twice before shacking up with wild spenders. 10. She knows that love is the biggest part of the mating equation. Just how does a good woman know that she has found that crazy-for-you, toe-curling relationship? Daily says that some women have an "a-ha" moment, while love simply sneaks up on the rest. "I believe the feeling includes a unique sense of comfort and acceptance and the feeling that someone else's happiness is as important to you as your own," Daily says. "A certain amount of toe curling is key as well." For any woman who expects to be treated right, she must make a stand. Her happiness not so much depends on the partner, but so much depends on her own outlook and expectations. I've seen many a women who gets beat up by their husbands (dami sa news) and yet hangs dearly to the guilty offender as if all the good men on Earth are either married or gay! My wife always say: Divorce Nelson? NEVER! Murder, yes! but divorce? NEVER! ;D ;D ;D
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Post by allegra on May 6, 2008 21:29:01 GMT 8
I always thought battered women always comeback kasi a blackeye is less painfull than a broken heart naks! baka bugbugin ako ng feminists On topic - she should be.... parang pre-school teacher sa umaga , pornstar sa gabi ( and not the other way around!! ) wow, lalim
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Post by gadgets88 on May 7, 2008 8:29:47 GMT 8
Instead of being the guy's obligation, it should be the woman's initiative and effort to pursue her own dreams and goals in life. In other words, to make a woman happy, she herself must know what she wants to be happy instead of getting frustrated because she expects the man to make her so...
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Lance
Bike Commuter
Wala sa pana, nasa Indyan
Posts: 53
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Post by Lance on May 7, 2008 14:05:43 GMT 8
i love the pictures! hahaha perfect representation.
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sire_andre
All-Mountain Rider
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Post by sire_andre on May 8, 2008 9:24:08 GMT 8
these things are nice to hear...
but exactly....if these are to be done by a man to a woman or vice versa.... wouldn't be the world not a normal place to live in anymore... well it's just my own point of view that we got lotsa diffrences between our partners,if these things are being made some of the main soul of the relation is gone...
for example...isn't it we guys are irritated when we hear our partner (wife, girlfriend, boyfriend, "number two"...etc...) whine about stuff?...but the other way around is we sometimes miss those cutely complains....and girls are really irritated when guys tend to be masters of directions even if they are really lost?....you hate it but admit it that male ego is understandable and some find it irrisitingly manly....
well, we make our partners happy by understanding them, loving them....
small that can move you on a large scale.....like what they say...minimum input maximum results...
HAVE A NICE DAY!
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Post by Ben Dover on May 8, 2008 13:11:55 GMT 8
ultimately, i think only he/she can make himself/herself happy...no amount of money, giving, caring, freedom, power etc can make a person happy if he doesn't know how to appreciate these things.
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dyn0888
Bike Commuter
"No Guts, No Glory"
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Post by dyn0888 on May 8, 2008 14:53:57 GMT 8
ultimately, i think only he/she can make himself/herself happy...no amount of money, giving, caring, freedom, power etc can make a person happy if he doesn't know how to appreciate these things. Amen.
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