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Post by Patrick on Aug 5, 2006 6:07:34 GMT 8
Post here "Did you know" that stuff you learned while commuting.
They must be nonsense and doesnt serve a purpose ;D
Heres mine:
Did you know that you can freewheel (after a half stroke) while drinking a Coke float from SM Makati (the building) down to Pasay Road up to Makati avenue stoplight ? And even further if you dont get a redlight on that stoplight?
If you drink at a right pace your large float will last the same as your freewheel hehe.
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Post by the D. on Aug 5, 2006 22:13:54 GMT 8
did you know that if you pretend that you don't know how to a ride a bike on the road, cars actually slow down and let you pass.
and did you know that if a kid saw you do a trick on the street, they'll ask for another one. ex. " Ang galing ni kuya, Bini-BMX yung mountainbike. kuya isa, sige na isa pa "
and also, did you know that in tandang sora, you can bargain for a free buko juice from a kid if you, show him a bunny hop. True story.
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Post by 180mtb on Aug 5, 2006 22:47:27 GMT 8
the D. - I agree with you brad!
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Post by joes on Aug 5, 2006 23:54:50 GMT 8
did you know that if all the bikers in the philippines bunnyhopped at the same time the earths orbit would not be affected? as compared to the world threat we face if china orders all it's citizens to jump off their chairs at the same time. no wonder kim jong-il's been preparing those rockets. please!!! don't jump off your chairs!!
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Post by the D. on Aug 6, 2006 22:38:00 GMT 8
Did you know that Filipinos drives the world around. we are the merchant marines, we are the medical workers we are the factory workers, the housekeepers, the hotel attendant, the pilots, the engineers, the contractors, the drivers, the white house chef, the artists, the sex workers the educators and more.
Basically, we control the world. I guess, on the next James bond movie. a Filipino would be a great choice for a villain.
he can hold the world Ransom by asking every pinoy around the world to stop working until 007 finds a way to rid off the Philippines debt.
Pinoy villain: All Pinoys around the world, stop working. now. ( then everything stops, the bus, the Train, the passengers and oil tankers ships and all the Nurses walks out of the hospitals ) M: 007, you must find a way to stop this madness. The worlds economy is at stake. every workers on strike. James bond: Even the care givers M: Yes bond even the care givers James Bond: My god! who would wipe my daddy's as$? nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
hehehe ;D
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Post by ungas on Aug 7, 2006 3:50:32 GMT 8
nice cheapshot at care givers. am a domestic helper or katulong in tagalog. do you also have funny stories about us? maybe something that would really make me laugh?
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Post by Patrick on Aug 7, 2006 7:27:15 GMT 8
OT kayo hehe ;D
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Post by joes on Aug 7, 2006 8:24:26 GMT 8
Did you know that Filipinos drives the world around. we are the merchant marines, we are the medical workers we are the factory workers, the housekeepers, the hotel attendant, the pilots, the engineers, the contractors, the drivers, the white house chef, the artists, the sex workers the educators and more.
Basically, we control the world. I guess, on the next James bond movie. a Filipino would be a great choice for a villain.
he can hold the world Ransom by asking every pinoy around the world to stop working until 007 finds a way to rid off the Philippines debt.
Pinoy villain: All Pinoys around the world, stop working. now. ( then everything stops, the bus, the Train, the passengers and oil tankers ships and all the Nurses walks out of the hospitals ) M: 007, you must find a way to stop this madness. The worlds economy is at stake. every workers on strike. James bond: Even the care givers M: Yes bond even the care givers James Bond: My god! who would wipe my daddy's as$? nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
hehehe ;D
= i've said this before dal, i like your sense of humor! hehehehe.
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Post by joes on Aug 7, 2006 8:28:56 GMT 8
OT kayo hehe ;D - it's actually hard to be witty and stay on topic on this one pat.
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Post by sonnydgr8t on Aug 7, 2006 10:52:39 GMT 8
hmmm....very interesting..
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Post by ronaldarca on Aug 7, 2006 21:35:01 GMT 8
this is no non-sense but...
wearing tight or "bakat" outfit reduces airdrag, thus, energy is conserved and gives you the extra miles.
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Post by the D. on Aug 7, 2006 22:45:13 GMT 8
nice cheapshot at care givers. am a domestic helper or katulong in tagalog. do you also have funny stories about us? maybe something that would really make me laugh? sorry sir, no material for you. however if i have offended someone here i apologize. BTW, My brother wipes Canadian as$ very well and a cousin of mine works in Japan and i respect them for that. they're helping the economy, and providing a good life for my knephews.
with all the bad things happening in our country, a little of humor is needed to get us by. Lighten up.
did you know that the politically correct term for " Katulong " is " Kasambahay ".
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Post by polpan on Aug 11, 2006 0:52:06 GMT 8
did you know that..... PinoyMTBiker board/forum can meet/talk to more friends than biking itself..... he he he.....
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Post by ian_rex on Sept 12, 2006 8:58:20 GMT 8
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Post by wcoastbo on Oct 4, 2006 6:18:18 GMT 8
...snip...
Basically, we control the world.
D. - I too like your humor. BTW there was a satirical movie produced here in the US called "A Day Without A Mexican" and it showed what would happen in California if all the Mexicans disappeared one day (currently 1/3 of the population, almost 1/2 of LA). All the restaurants closed down, houses didn't get cleaned, produce rotted in the fields, kids didn't have their babysitter, construction sites were empty, and on and on. Basically without Mexican labor California would shutdown. The world truly would shutdown if all the Pinoys went on strike, especially if we joined up with the Mexicans. Something to think about. sorry to go OT again. here's my useless thought of the day... If Calif were a country it would be the 5th largest economy in the world.
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Post by cobym on Oct 6, 2006 15:35:49 GMT 8
here's my useless thought of the day... If Calif were a country it would be the 5th largest economy in the world. It would be ahead of France by a mile!
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Post by sabretooth on Jan 29, 2007 16:44:38 GMT 8
Did you know that Orville and Wilbur Wright, who invented the first controlled fixed-wing aircraft were bicycle makers?
belibit or nat!
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Post by Patrick on Jan 29, 2007 19:28:19 GMT 8
OT kayo hehe ;D - it's actually hard to be witty and stay on topic on this one pat. Did you know that I was kidding hehehe
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Post by ice on Jun 17, 2008 16:09:13 GMT 8
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