A bus stops and two men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: "Emmacome first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time." The lady can't take this any more, "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," she retorted indignantly.. "In this country. we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives. "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell Mississippi '."
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jojoy: musta mckouleith….
Nov 25, 2020 10:35:59 GMT 8
jojoy: mis you guys hahaha
Nov 25, 2020 10:36:09 GMT 8
jojoy: di na nainyo ako naalala hahaha
Nov 25, 2020 10:36:17 GMT 8
jojoy: mckou.. dun ka padin ba sa atin SJDM
Nov 25, 2020 10:37:15 GMT 8
anthrax76: yeah, dun pa rin siya
Nov 25, 2020 22:17:45 GMT 8
anthrax76: hahaha, gumawa ka ng bagong account, madaya. pero yung email mo ang giveaway, hahaha
Nov 25, 2020 22:18:19 GMT 8
jojoy: kitakits tayo pag na kauwi na next year...
Nov 27, 2020 18:12:32 GMT 8
jojoy: hinahanp ko yung mga ride natin nung araw hahaha
Nov 27, 2020 18:12:56 GMT 8
anthrax76: oo ba, message lang kapag nandito ka na. actually 'di ko alam na umalis ka pala. huli yata kita nakita nung umakyat ng the wall ang manila riders. inescort mo sila, kaso tanghali na sila nakarating, hehe
Nov 27, 2020 20:53:09 GMT 8
dicypher: kumusta po mga paps?
Nov 30, 2020 8:57:01 GMT 8
anthrax76: swabe lang brad, hehe
Nov 30, 2020 11:30:07 GMT 8
jay05: musta po mga kosa?
Dec 5, 2020 12:27:44 GMT 8
anthrax76: hehe, kumusta brad? natuwa at nalungkot ako pumadkyak sa kalsada nung nov. 30.
Dec 7, 2020 6:37:19 GMT 8