AEhachiroku86
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"the force is strong with this one!"
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Post by AEhachiroku86 on Nov 28, 2007 19:22:31 GMT 8
1. at lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they will slow down.
2. page yourself over the intercom. dont disguise your voice.
3. every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. put your garbage can on your desk ang label it "in".
5. put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.
6. finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".
7. dont use any punctuation
8. as often as possible, skip rather than walk.
9. order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
10. specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
11. sing along at the opera.
12. go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems dont rhyme.
13. put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
14. five days in advance, tell your friends you cant attend their party bacause you're not in the mood.
15. have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, rock bottom.
16. when the money comes out the atm, scream "i won!, i won!"
17. when leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Ben Dover on Nov 28, 2007 21:39:49 GMT 8
i should reply to this thread in accordance with the prophecy.
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