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Post by whoopi on Nov 9, 2007 15:24:41 GMT 8
Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe.
Exactly 5,000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is MARIO DIMACULANGAN.
Bill Gates: "Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave."
2,000 people leave the room.
MARIO says to himself, "I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try."
Bill Gates: "Candidates who never had experience in managing more than 100 people may leave."
2,000 people leave the room.
Mario says to himself, "I never managed anybody but myself, but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?" So he stays.
Bill Gates: "Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave."
500 people leave the room.
Mario says to himself, "I left high school at 15 but what have I got to lose?" So he stays in the room.
Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo-Croat to leave.
498 people leave the room.
Mario says to himself, "I do not speak one word of Serbo-Croat but what do I have to lose?"
So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate. Everyone else has gone.
Bill Gates joined them and said, "Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo-Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language."
Calmly, Mario turns to the other candidate and says "Ano ba yan, dong?"
The other candidate answers "Ewan ko, pare."
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Post by knobbyist on Nov 9, 2007 15:33:03 GMT 8
Hahahahaha! lakas ng loob. thats what we Pinoys have that they don't. good one as always whoopi. ;D
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Post by edong on Nov 9, 2007 16:57:21 GMT 8
wow pinoy!!! ;D nice one mam whoopi
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Post by angelobryant on Nov 9, 2007 17:06:20 GMT 8
bwahahahaha... hahahaha... hahahaha.. galing whoopi!
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Post by denise648 on Nov 9, 2007 17:33:34 GMT 8
ha ha ha, I know a person similar to those 2.
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Post by anthrax76 on Nov 9, 2007 17:33:58 GMT 8
he he he, that's what Pinoys will always have...guts, he he he
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