Post by AEhachiroku86 on Sept 21, 2007 17:53:44 GMT 8
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Lawyers should never ask grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly grandmother to the
stand. He approached her and asked; "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"
She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you're a big disappointment to me. You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."
The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"
She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster. He's lazy, bigoted, and has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."
The defense attorney almost died.
The judge asked both lawyers to approach the bench and in a quiet voice said:
"If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the electric chair
jojoy: musta mckouleith….
Nov 25, 2020 10:35:59 GMT 8
jojoy: mis you guys hahaha
Nov 25, 2020 10:36:09 GMT 8
jojoy: di na nainyo ako naalala hahaha
Nov 25, 2020 10:36:17 GMT 8
jojoy: mckou.. dun ka padin ba sa atin SJDM
Nov 25, 2020 10:37:15 GMT 8
anthrax76: yeah, dun pa rin siya
Nov 25, 2020 22:17:45 GMT 8
anthrax76: hahaha, gumawa ka ng bagong account, madaya. pero yung email mo ang giveaway, hahaha
Nov 25, 2020 22:18:19 GMT 8
jojoy: kitakits tayo pag na kauwi na next year...
Nov 27, 2020 18:12:32 GMT 8
jojoy: hinahanp ko yung mga ride natin nung araw hahaha
Nov 27, 2020 18:12:56 GMT 8
anthrax76: oo ba, message lang kapag nandito ka na. actually 'di ko alam na umalis ka pala. huli yata kita nakita nung umakyat ng the wall ang manila riders. inescort mo sila, kaso tanghali na sila nakarating, hehe
Nov 27, 2020 20:53:09 GMT 8
dicypher: kumusta po mga paps?
Nov 30, 2020 8:57:01 GMT 8
anthrax76: swabe lang brad, hehe
Nov 30, 2020 11:30:07 GMT 8
jay05: musta po mga kosa?
Dec 5, 2020 12:27:44 GMT 8
anthrax76: hehe, kumusta brad? natuwa at nalungkot ako pumadkyak sa kalsada nung nov. 30.
Dec 7, 2020 6:37:19 GMT 8