AEhachiroku86
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"the force is strong with this one!"
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Post by AEhachiroku86 on Sept 21, 2007 17:53:44 GMT 8
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Lawyers should never ask grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly grandmother to the
stand. He approached her and asked; "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"
She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you're a big disappointment to me. You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."
The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"
She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster. He's lazy, bigoted, and has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."
The defense attorney almost died.
The judge asked both lawyers to approach the bench and in a quiet voice said:
"If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the electric chair
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Julia
XC Rider
S P A N K!
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Post by Julia on Jan 3, 2008 19:19:54 GMT 8
funny!!!!!!!! ΓΌ bwahahaha!!
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Post by jeffvmd on Jan 11, 2008 10:29:06 GMT 8
hehe.. good one. that's why never ask my grandma too ;D
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Post by knobbyist on Jan 11, 2008 12:07:52 GMT 8
Hahahahaha! galeng... really funny brad. ;D ;D ;D
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bike2006
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"Work is a Blessing"
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Post by bike2006 on Jan 11, 2008 13:12:38 GMT 8
:harhar: hahahahha.....That's Funny....hehehehh ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by yukon on Jan 11, 2008 15:07:37 GMT 8
wala yan sa Lola ko (Trans. GrandMa Rocks!!!!) ;D NICE!!!
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brothermoe
XC Rider
I can't see too well...
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Post by brothermoe on Jan 15, 2008 18:50:33 GMT 8
Hahahaha!
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