AEhachiroku86
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Post by AEhachiroku86 on Sept 7, 2007 20:48:49 GMT 8
There are 7 kinds of sex if life...
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you."
The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex. This is when you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)
The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
And Last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called Social Security Sex. This is when you get a little each month, but not enough to live on.
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Post by Ben Dover on Sept 7, 2007 23:53:28 GMT 8
i think the fourth one is actually called "oral sex".
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Post by Alphabolt on Sept 8, 2007 0:09:25 GMT 8
i think the fourth one is actually called "oral sex". heheheh ;D ;D ;D ;D So you keep having oral sex even with your male friends and enemies , Tolits? ;D
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Post by ernest on Sept 26, 2007 23:31:12 GMT 8
makes sense. it's just like women may be classified based on how they act or say during the sex act:
1. Athletic - woman who says "faster! faster!" 2. Religious - those who say " oh god, oh god!" 3. the pessimistic - those who moan or shouts " no! no!" 4. the optimist - energetically shouts " YES! YES!" 5. the foulmouth - those who swears and talks dirty like " oh sh*t! **ck!" 6. the intellectual - she reads a book or anything while you bang her 7. the "siga" - she's the one who threatens you if you pull out too early " subukan mo lang bunutin yan, gigripuhan kita!"
maybe somebody can add more?:-D;-)
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