Polish Divorce Aug 10, 2007 14:20:14 GMT 8 Select PostDeselect PostLink to PostMemberGive GiftBack to Top Post by whoopi on Aug 10, 2007 14:20:14 GMT 8 A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:L: Have you any grounds?P: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home. L: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?P: It made of concrete.L: I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?P: No, we have carport, and not need one.L: I mean. What are your relations like? P: All my relations still in Poland.L: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?P: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.L: Does your wife beat you up?P: No, I always up before her.L: Is your wife a nagger?P: No, she white.L: Why do you want this divorce?P: She going to kill me.L: What makes you think that?P: I got proof.L: What kind of proof?P: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover."