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Post by whoopi on Aug 10, 2007 14:13:40 GMT 8
We' ve been friends for a long time ago. We come from the same alma mother. Actually, our paths crossed one time on another. But it's only now that I gave him a second look. I realized that beauty is in the eyes. The pulpbits of my heart went fast, really fast. Cute pala siya. And then, he came over with me. He said, "I hope you don't mine. Can I get your number?" Nag-worry ako. What if he doesn't give it back? He explained naman na it's so we could keep intact daw. Sabi ko, connect me if i'm wrong but are you asking me ouch? Nabigla siya. Sagot niya, The! Aba! Parang siya pa ang galit!
Persona ingrata!!! Ang kapal niya! I cried buckles of tears.
Na-guilty yata siya. Sabi niya, isipin mo na lang na this is a blessing in the sky. Irregardless daw of his feelings, we'll go ouch na rin. Now, we're so in love. Mute and epidemic na ang past. Thanks God we swallowed our fried. Kasi, I'm 33 na and I'm running our time. After 2 weeks, he plopped the question. "Will you marriage me?" I'm in a state of shocked. Kasi mantakin mo, when it rains, it's four! This is true good to be true. So siyempre, I said yes. Love is a many splendor.
Pero nung inaayos ko na ang aming kasal, everything swell to pieces. Nag-di-dinner kami noon nang biglang sa harap ng aming table, may babaeng humirit ng, "Well, well, well. Look do we hav e here." What the fuss! The nerd ng babaeng yon! She said they were still on. So I told her, whatever is that, cut me some slacks! I didn't want this to get our hand kaya I had to sip it in the bud. She accused me of steeling her boyfriend. Ats if! I don't want to portrait the role of the other woman. Gosh, tell me to the marines! I told her, "please, mine you own business!" Who would believe her anyway?
Dahil it's not my problem anymore but her problem anymore, tumigil na rin siya ng panggugulo. Everything is coming up daisies. I'm so happy. Even my boyfriend said liketwice. He's so supportive. Sabi niya, "Look at is this way. She's our of our lives."
Kaya advise ko sa inyo - take the risk. You can never can tell. Just burn the bridge when you get there. Life is shorts. If you make a mistake, we'll just pray for the internal and external repose of your soul. I second emotion.
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Post by gadgets88 on Sept 8, 2007 12:46:02 GMT 8
Gee!
This is the kind of work that I saw in College papers that made me realize i should quit teaching and tutor my own kids at home instead!
Wow!
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Post by qt_kat on Sept 8, 2007 13:12:31 GMT 8
....gave me a tummy ache! ;D ;D ;D
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Post by leflea on Sept 8, 2007 13:41:34 GMT 8
hehe, i thought it was a serious story.... hahaha...
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Post by ghorio on Sept 8, 2007 14:00:33 GMT 8
Nice one ms whoopi! hehehe
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Post by edong on Sept 8, 2007 14:02:19 GMT 8
I guest jimmy santos is the authority of this stori ;D ;D
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Post by whoopi on Sept 10, 2007 16:20:30 GMT 8
believe it or don't, may part 2:
I thought Jay's ex-girlfriend was really out of our lives. But heaven only goes that I was wrong. Kakakasal pa lang namin nun when Jay received a uninamous text. "Meet me at the clinic." I had a stinking feeling in my butt. I told him not to go. It might in danger him. Pero sabi niya, ok lang daw because life is what we make. Tumahimik lang ako. Sabi niya, "Penny for you talks." But I didn't know what to say. Beggars can't be losers. Isa pa, worried talaga ako na baka yung girl yun. Jay said, "Can't got your tongue?" I tried to smile at him. Kahit di ako nagsalita, actions speak louder than works, di ba?
Be that as is may, umalis pa rin siya. I was out of the loophole. After a few hours, I called him on his cellphone. But my calls fell on Jeff's ears. Lalo akong nag-worry kasi I didn't even know Jeff. Sabi na nga ba di na dapat umalis si Jay. That's what I'm talking about it.
So I tried calling some friends who will help me find Jay. That's what friends are for naman di ba? But I just faced a blank mall. I had to do this alone. Nag-taxi na lang ako. Pero ang mahal na pala ng plug down rate.
When I got to the clinic, the security was really buffed up. Di basta-basta makakapasok. So I said, "I beg your cordon. I'm patient. It's my favorite virtue nga e." Nagduda yata yung isang guard. Hinawakan ako sa arm. The nerd! I shouted, "Don't touch me not!" Buti na lang the other guards were nice and said, "Come on, let's join us."
When I went inside, parang I've been there, done there. Nung walang nakatingin, nag-explore ako. Nakarating ako sa top floor and I had a bird's IQ of the clinic. I could not explain it but I was drawn to a room on the floor. Siguro Divine Intermission na yun.
Parang may narinig akong umuungol. I was thorn. Di ko alam kung aalis ba ako o papasukin ko. It made me stick in the stomach to think that Jay and his ex-girlfriend were there. I tried to tell myself to slower my expectations. But to tell with it! I had to strike while the iron is not. I had to hear the truth from the corpse's mouth. I barraged in. O my gas! Si Jay, naka-strap sa operating table, parang genie pig sa isang nakakatakot na experiment. He was on the cutting edge. He was bleeding. At ang doctor na nagpapahirap sa kanya, ang ex-girlfriend niya at ang bago nitong boyfriend, ang nurse na si Walter. Doon ko napatunayang blood is thicker than Walter.
Guess watch? Di ko alam kung paano ko nagawa pero I was able to search and rescue Jay. Siguro adrenaline brush na yun.
Now, he's recovering. Nag-sorry siya na dehins siya nakinig sa akin. I know it's a better pill to swallow your fried so it's forgive and forget me not. All swell that end swell. I know we should kiss and put on makeup.
Ang ex-girlfriend naman niya at si Walter, nakakulong na. Detention is really better than cure. So the moral of the lesson is: if symptoms persist, insult your doctor.
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Post by gadgets88 on Sept 10, 2007 17:10:58 GMT 8
If you were the author, Whoopie pie, I would have asked you to marry me, 15 or 20 years ago.
There's no better way to a man's heartache, than through the power of humor-mogering! ;D
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Post by whoopi on Sept 10, 2007 17:18:59 GMT 8
ahaha! GADGETS, unfortunately i didn't write this ;D
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Post by Freeman on Sept 10, 2007 17:59:24 GMT 8
hahahahahahhahahahahaha........
hehehehehehehehehehehehe.........
bwhahahahahahahahahahaha.......
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by fattire on Sept 10, 2007 19:59:08 GMT 8
this is like tigger on crack!
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Post by Alphabolt on Sept 10, 2007 20:58:50 GMT 8
Straight from the corpse's mouth! <-----this got me crackling! ;D
heheheh
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Post by j_a_p on Sept 10, 2007 21:51:27 GMT 8
hahahaaha! classic!
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Post by trance03 on Sept 11, 2007 16:12:50 GMT 8
very funny article. oh my gas.hehe
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Post by kulot_salot on Sept 11, 2007 16:28:28 GMT 8
Nice one ms whoopi! hehehe boss ghorio got it right.... ;D
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Post by enzo on Sept 11, 2007 17:03:03 GMT 8
Whoopi,
;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Jenner on Sept 11, 2007 18:05:12 GMT 8
Wow..kakaiba : trans: (very others) Nice articles hehehe
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Post by edong on Sept 11, 2007 18:17:54 GMT 8
@ whoopi - how aboat...fart 3 ;D ;D ;D
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Post by whoopi on Sept 11, 2007 19:00:13 GMT 8
eheheh... i don't know if this is a DRAGUNOV original, but he was heard saying during the PinoyMTBiker anniv mamam session, "beauty is in the eyes of the beer holder" ;D to think he didn't touch a drop of alchohol ha! he was just drinking coffee ;D
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Post by kulot_salot on Sept 13, 2007 12:52:44 GMT 8
...And just when you think things couldn't possibly get any worse than that, you come across another masterpiece by some guy who thought he could make it as a writer in a glossy magazine. I can no longer remember how I got ahold of this entry but I can attest to the veracity of the handwritten document which poor bloke signed himself. His Point of View!What Things You Should Show to Your Man by: Angelo C.P.Men really think and discriminate who is the right women for them. Sometimes, when they meet the girl of their dream, they were depicted as cruel cafs, lacking any sense of justice. But all through the wretched and drear period in their relationship, men loved them, quarreled with them, broke up with them, married them, and had children with them. In all of these moments, men look for qualities they want women to have. There are one hundred percent criteria men use in judging women. *INTELLIGENCE Most men says that this is the most important characteristics they want to show by women. They are not interested in slow-witted or senseless woman. Men of different ages express and show attention and interest to an intelligent woman but express ire to those who hide their brain. But men make a clear distinction about stupidity and ignorance. For them, stupidity is worst than ignorance. Stupidity is lacking of understanding or common sense, while ignorance is lack of knowledge. *ALWAYS WEAR YOUR HUMOR ARMOR According to Pete Hamill (contributor of Readers Digest), Men usually realise that laughter is the best remedy for the difficulties of living and a sense of humor is highly prized. Men are not attracted by grim, humorless woman, and more than women are drawn to such men. Glenn, a college students, says 'my boyfriend always let me tell him quip, especially when he has problem in studies and family'. *BE CONFIDENT! Men really think that the best girlfriend is those who believe to their selves and fight for the things they want. A woman that is independent and stand by their own feet. They look up those woman who have career and dreams and their source of income. Self-confident isn't realy a matter of money and economics. In some insecure men, helpless type of women still attracted to them but to most they are just a pain. *DRESS YOUR FACE We all know that most man powerfully attracted by those woman having angelic or god-given face. They talk about them, cheer them, observe them and usually, use their appeal toi impress them. In some times, physical beauty conquered by gradual defenition. Men express their open esteem to those woman who are healthy, fit, confident and well-groomed. They laugh and always put their mind in grim at the obvious sexpot, rustic punker, the fragile loss of appetite. On the other hand, few men usually patience to those women who constantly discuss their diets or health seminars. Health is one thing, excessive interest in one's body or self quiete another. *”IN” YOUR BODY Mostly men wanted to have girls who are 'in' in modern world of relationship. They want to enter woman in fashion world than in 'out' and old era, especially in looks and dressing. 'Manila boys' hate and laugh those what we call 'probinsyana'. So girl, please dress your body in 'in'. Makes your boys aware that you are living in the modern world as a pretty and lucky woman. Makes their knees quake and tremble while you are walking in street.
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Post by fattire on Sept 13, 2007 15:01:04 GMT 8
jaymz, that angelo could audition as tigger
if disney will come out with an episode of the poor thing on crack!
i want my woman in in and i want to ride my bike in street!
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