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Post by jongster on Mar 19, 2007 17:11:19 GMT 8
I think women should be thankful because they KNOW and SEE what they are envious about, MOUNTAIN BIKE. Instead of husbands doing drugs, husbands going to night clubs, massage parlors or worse - a mistress ..... wadaya know - MOUNTAIN BIKE. but husbands - dont forget dates for bdays and anniversaries. That is a real Lamer!
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trailblaster
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Post by trailblaster on Mar 19, 2007 17:50:08 GMT 8
agree to that!
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Post by gadgets88 on Mar 20, 2007 10:40:40 GMT 8
I think women should be thankful because they KNOW and SEE what they are envious about, MOUNTAIN BIKE. Instead of husbands doing drugs, husbands going to night clubs, massage parlors or worse - a mistress ..... wadaya know - MOUNTAIN BIKE. but husbands - dont forget dates for bdays and anniversaries. That is a real Lamer! Work hard + Sports = good husband. That's what Men think. Used to be in the company of women too often (beki na photographer ako dati) , I suspect that women have brains wired a little differently than men. Here's my 2 cents on how women think... (correct me if I'm wrong ladies...) Women don't care that you spend time on your bike, as long as you do it at home. They get pissed off when you're away from home, when you're not spending time with them, listening to their dreams and wants (which consists of bags, clothing, shoes, jewelries, perfumes, travels, visiting your in-laws, talking about the good-old-days with kumare). Speaking of kumares, they tell to each other horror stories. Stories of you, the biker, spending time with friends who are single, or married with mistresses. Stories of GRO's on your lap, or hot babes on your other condos. Stories of married women getting hooked with married men. Stories of vampires (women who are single out to snare married men as a sport). So it doesn't matter if you're a sports fanatic: a badminton addict, a hell rider, a boxer, a bowler, whatever. They don't want a hunk of a guy for a husband. All those trophies don't mean a isht. (That’s what my wife tells me.) They want you, the man, to do the following: - tell her: "I love you, I need you, I miss you" all the time, all day long - be a good provider, own a nice big house - be a good father, play ball and ride bike with your kids, within eyesight - go out every night, fine, because you bring her along as a date. It better be romantic, or else! P.S. Did I mention that you should tell her she's beautiful every 5 minutes or so?
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Post by jongster on Mar 20, 2007 14:11:05 GMT 8
I think women should be thankful because they KNOW and SEE what they are envious about, MOUNTAIN BIKE. Instead of husbands doing drugs, husbands going to night clubs, massage parlors or worse - a mistress ..... wadaya know - MOUNTAIN BIKE. but husbands - dont forget dates for bdays and anniversaries. That is a real Lamer! Work hard + Sports = good husband. That's what Men think. Used to be in the company of women too often (beki na photographer ako dati) , I suspect that women have brains wired a little differently than men. Here's my 2 cents on how women think... (correct me if I'm wrong ladies...) Women don't care that you spend time on your bike, as long as you do it at home. They get pissed off when you're away from home, when you're not spending time with them, listening to their dreams and wants (which consists of bags, clothing, shoes, jewelries, perfumes, travels, visiting your in-laws, talking about the good-old-days with kumare). Speaking of kumares, they tell to each other horror stories. Stories of you, the biker, spending time with friends who are single, or married with mistresses. Stories of GRO's on your lap, or hot babes on your other condos. Stories of married women getting hooked with married men. Stories of vampires (women who are single out to snare married men as a sport). So it doesn't matter if you're a sports fanatic: a badminton addict, a hell rider, a boxer, a bowler, whatever. They don't want a hunk of a guy for a husband. All those trophies don't mean a isht. (That’s what my wife tells me.) They want you, the man, to do the following: - tell her: "I love you, I need you, I miss you" all the time, all day long - be a good provider, own a nice big house - be a good father, play ball and ride bike with your kids, within eyesight - go out every night, fine, because you bring her along as a date. It better be romantic, or else! P.S. Did I mention that you should tell her she's beautiful every 5 minutes or so? MAN, you should write a book! i love reading your posts .... and i love you to alsoooo .... aayyyyyyy manashhh!!!
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Post by gadgets88 on Mar 20, 2007 16:00:27 GMT 8
I will... Adult's section. Available nationwide. Someday... O.T. na tayo, hala.... (we are in deep isht for being off-topic). [whisper=jongster,gadgets88] Try ko lang yung whisper mode. I love you too!!!!! Mwah! Mwahahaha!!!!! [/whisper]
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Post by Owie on Mar 20, 2007 17:38:58 GMT 8
My fiancee always told me that I always spending too much time with my bike, "wala na daw akong panahon sa kanya... puro upgrade na lang daw ako ng mga pyesa" so she says that If she found out that I have scratches or wounds in my knee... she will make "butas" my tire ngek!
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Post by gadgets88 on Mar 21, 2007 8:32:08 GMT 8
Women are afffectionate and thoughtful by nature. They are always loving and they expect to be loved at all times.
Boys will always be boys.
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Post by qt_kat on Mar 22, 2007 0:03:43 GMT 8
Work hard + Sports = good husband. That's what Men think. I suspect that women have brains wired a little differently than men. Here's my 2 cents on how women think... (correct me if I'm wrong ladies...) Ok, I will give you my honest opinion. ( but this could only be true for me ) ;D Women don't care that you spend time on your bike, as long as you do it at home. Not for a woman who is also into biking...like me for example. Why dont you encourage your wife to join you? They get pissed off when you're away from home, when you're not spending time with them, listening to their dreams and wants (which consists of bags, clothing, shoes, jewelries, perfumes, travels, visiting your in-laws, talking about the good-old-days with kumare). Speaking of kumares, they tell to each other horror stories. Stories of you, the biker, spending time with friends who are single, or married with mistresses. Stories of GRO's on your lap, or hot babes on your other condos. Stories of married women getting hooked with married men. Stories of vampires (women who are single out to snare married men as a sport). So it doesn't matter if you're a sports fanatic: a badminton addict, a hell rider, a boxer, a bowler, whatever. They don't want a hunk of a guy for a husband. All those trophies don't mean a isht. (That’s what my wife tells me.) They want you, the man, to do the following: - tell her: "I love you, I need you, I miss you" all the time, all day long - be a good provider, own a nice big house - be a good father, play ball and ride bike with your kids, within eyesight - go out every night, fine, because you bring her along as a date. It better be romantic, or else! P.S. Did I mention that you should tell her she's beautiful every 5 minutes or so? A little exaggerated I must say. Women just want some assurance from time to time not "all the time" and "all day long". It sure feels good when your hubby tells you that he loves you and he misses you. I dont see anything wrong with that. Be a good provider, well who doesnt want one. ;D Not necessarily own a big house but a decent one to live in. Be a good father.... but of course! A little bonding with the kids wont hurt. ( not within eyesight is fine by me ) Go out every night?... Exaggg too! I mean you still have your kids to think of. Its kinda selfish to go out every night and miss tucking the kids in bed, kissing them goodnight and reading them stories. Telling your wife she is "beautiful" every 5 mins or so is ridiculous. It loses its meaning. Its better if you say it out of the blue or if you compliment her once in a while. I say its more believable. Disclaimer: Things mentioned could only be true for some women. ;D ;D ;D To each his own.
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Post by mzmn on Mar 22, 2007 9:09:38 GMT 8
I should really get my wife to join this board now that she has a bike of her own. One thing I've learned about women: do not presume,or pretend you know them. Just love them the best that you can and work out the kinks along the way.
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Post by gadgets88 on Mar 22, 2007 9:54:05 GMT 8
Not for a woman who is also into biking...like me for example. Why dont you encourage your wife to join you? Dapat yata may poll (can we have a survey?) Something like: 1. If you are married, do you have a wife-ala-biker? Y/N 2. What is the best pick-up line to invite your wife/gf/friend to become a biker? (Open ended question) 3. Why is Bikedada the luckiest guy in the planet? Essay (no less than 500 words) A little exaggerated I must say. Women just want some assurance from time to time not "all the time" and "all day long". It sure feels good when your hubby tells you that he loves you and he misses you. I dont see anything wrong with that. I thought that saying it once during matrimony is enough. No Siree... Once a year/month/week/day is not enough either. I thought giving gifts every Xmas is enough. No Siree... There's birthday, anniversary, Valentine's day, promotion, extra income... Scenario: Wife calls me up: "Sweet! Love mo ko?" I answer: "Honey, I'm busy right now. Can you ask me after work?" Wife: "I want to talk to you. What are you doing?" Me: "Learn to use the computer, write everything you want in an email. I will print it out and read it on my own sweet time. Promise." Wife: "You don't love me! May iba ka na!" Me: "Yes, I have! Bye!" 5 minutes later... I answer the phone. Wife: "Sweeeeeet!!!!!! Love mo ko?" ... ;D ;D ;D Be a good provider, well who doesnt want one. ;D Not necessarily own a big house but a decent one to live in. Guys!!! Do not believe this one. In general, women want a big house. No exag. If it's not big enough, you have to put the bikes, golf clubs, tennis rackets, bowling balls, speakers, studio equipments, toy collection, computer furnitures... someplace else! (Plugging... I'm selling a lot of stuff. For any inquiries regarding furnitures, appliances and electronic equipments, please PM me...) Telling your wife she is "beautiful" every 5 mins or so is ridiculous. It loses its meaning. Its better if you say it out of the blue or if you compliment her once in a while. I say its more believable. Wife: "Sweeeetttt.... maganda ba ako?" Me: "I married you, didn't I?" 5 minutes later... ... ;D ;D ;D Disclaimer: Things mentioned could only be true for some women. ;D ;D ;D To each his own.
Touché. Exacto del punto. NOTE: From Wikipedia. In fencing, touché (French: touched) is used as an acknowledgement of a hit, called out by the fencer who is hit. A referee can call out touche (French: touch) to refer to a touch being called - for example, the French call for "no point" is "pas de touche" (French: lack of touch). The phrase touché is often used in popular culture and general conversation—for example, in an argument or debate. If one person presents an argument and another delivers a very clever or apt response, the first person may respond with "touché" as a way of acknowledging a good response, often before they can think of a retort.
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Post by Ben Dover on Mar 22, 2007 14:27:38 GMT 8
Telling your wife she is "beautiful" every 5 mins or so is ridiculous. It loses its meaning. Its better if you say it out of the blue or if you compliment her once in a while. I say its more believable. maybe its not the wife he's referring to...you only go to those places once a week and stay there for around 5-6 hrs. ;D
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Post by kulot_salot on Mar 22, 2007 14:46:35 GMT 8
you speaking from experience LAMOK? ;D Telling your wife she is "beautiful" every 5 mins or so is ridiculous. It loses its meaning. Its better if you say it out of the blue or if you compliment her once in a while. I say its more believable. maybe its not the wife he's referring to...you only go to those places once a week and stays there for around 5-6 hrs. ;D
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Post by kulot_salot on Mar 22, 2007 14:52:40 GMT 8
2. What is the best pick-up line to invite your wife/gf/friend to become a biker? (Open ended question) ooohhhhh!!! i likey this one!!!!!!!!!!! heheheehehhhe..... ;D ;D ;D
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Post by allegra on Mar 22, 2007 18:23:42 GMT 8
2. What is the best pick-up line to invite your wife/gf/friend to become a biker? (Open ended question) ooohhhhh!!! i likey this one!!!!!!!!!!! heheheehehhhe..... ;D ;D ;D That's easy - " alis muna ako , I'm riding w/ the mtb babes "
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Post by gadgets88 on Mar 24, 2007 8:47:44 GMT 8
That's easy - " alis muna ako , I'm riding w/ the mtb babes " Good answer! :happy14: Keep em coming! :goodjob:
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Post by nell7806 on May 17, 2007 14:46:38 GMT 8
this is a thread for too much biking which leads to forgetting some Bdays etc...ryt... all I can say i, like you guys who are married... I guess your better half always want to know where you are, so the answer for this is you people text ur wife...this is a thing that really cause a deep shite for almost every week months ago... why???...me wife always speculates that I'm meeting someone, even taking someone to a private place, in short she's thinking I'm cheating... whoahhhhhhhhh... being a person whos really not that techky...lets say im really not into texting that much...but she always wanted to recieve SMS from me that I'm already at the office, replying as soon as she sends out a message, sending a text message before goin out of the office. there are evenings that we always argue of incidents which are only true to his imagination... well...untill we settle the matter with my in-laws mediating...they just convince my wife that I'm a very trustworthy person because I explained to them what my reasons are...
Untill one day...
me wife told me something... my father in-law told her to let me enjoy my present hobby which is cycling... for sure they have really seen that I'm passionate for these...
the relevance...not really my biking activity won't be a big deal for them...hehehehe
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