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Post by gabe1215 on Jun 9, 2005 9:08:55 GMT 8
pinoy movie romance edition
they will use only one song for the ENTIRE movie. they just rearrange it to slow, fast, funny depending on the scene. then will play the song during the highlight (kissing scene).
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Post by styxmaster69 on Jun 9, 2005 9:19:31 GMT 8
also the title of the movie will be part of the dialogue of the bida....... "kapag puno na ang salop"
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Post by jovellcheng on Jun 9, 2005 10:28:33 GMT 8
[glow=YELLOW,2,300]In pinoy movies, you'll know when a chick would get rape when Romy Diaz utters:
MAGANDA KA NENE...! HE HE HE!!! AMOY PINIPIG!!![/glow]
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Post by jovellcheng on Jun 9, 2005 10:44:51 GMT 8
[glow=yellow,2,300]Only in th Philippines
You'll e considered an action star when you are:
1. Alcoholic 2. Beer bellied 3. Chain smoker 4. Womanizer 5. Not a sport enthusiast (doesn't exercise) 6. Talks like a drug addict 7. Gun lover
I wonder why?[/glow]
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Post by gabe1215 on Jun 9, 2005 10:51:57 GMT 8
another predictable pinoy scene: when a pretty girl passes by a not so good looking group drinking in front of the store. next scene; guy no. 1 will give a signal to guy no. 2 then guy no. 2 will wipe his mouth (from pulutan) and approaches the girl. commotion starts then syempre bida will appear from nowhere and as usual patataubin lahat ng kalaban.
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Post by jovellcheng on Jun 9, 2005 10:53:06 GMT 8
[glow=yellow,2,300]Wanna be an instant popular actress? Hubad ka lang sa magazine o movies. No talent required.
I remember one of the bold star protesting the war at Quezon memorial circle. She said,
"MAKE LOVE NOT PEACE!"[/glow]
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Post by Patrick on Jun 9, 2005 12:44:37 GMT 8
haha thats very funny.
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Post by allegra on Jun 9, 2005 20:16:26 GMT 8
[glow=YELLOW,2,300]In pinoy movies, you'll know when a chick would get rape when Romy Diaz utters:
MAGANDA KA NENE...! HE HE HE!!! AMOY PINIPIG!!![/glow] Pre, action star ka ba? Hanep the biceps
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Post by anthrax76 on Jun 10, 2005 11:44:22 GMT 8
18 important things learned about life from action adventure films: (U.S.)
1. No matter what my problem is, it's the fault of someone other than myself, and the appropriate response is to find that person and kill him with my bare hands.
2. To be truly attractive, a woman must wear high heels and an outfit so tight you can tell whether she's cold or not from across the room.
3. There are two kinds of women in the world: One type want to go to bed with you, and the other type want to kill you. Both types are physically attractive and under 25 years old.
4. If I rudely argue with my boss in front of my coworkers, not only won't he fire me, but he will gain a profound respect for me.
5. If I can find an important enough mission, it will supersede my obligations to perform household chores, bathe, and call the next day.
6. If I go without bathing, swear a lot, and treat women badly, they will adore me.
7. If a woman tries to clean a bullet wound and I curse in pain, she will fall in love with me.
8. Anyone who isn't a cop, mercenary soldier, and/or private investigator is a homosexual. Or at least a sissy.
9. If I have a prolonged fist-fight with another guy and neither of us dies, we will become best friends.
10. My archenemy will bear an uncanny resemblance in age and bearing to my father, and he will make it clear that he has gained a deep respect for me before I kill him with my bare hands.
11. When I shoot people, they will die quickly and cleanly, and I will never be arrested or troubled by their widowed wife and children. When people shoot me, however, I will at most receive a 'flesh wound,' which will be tended to by a beautiful woman (see #7, above).
12. I will befriend at least one black guy, if white, or one white guy, if black. If I am Latino the monster/villain will kill me halfway through the film, urging the hero to even greater levels of violence.
13. If an aged scientist is involved in any way, he will have a beautiful daughter who will gaze at me adoringly.
14. If royalty is involved, it will include a beautiful princess who will gaze at me adoringly.
15. If I have a kid partner, he will be tightly-muscled, clean-cut, and gaze at me adoringly.
16. If I am asked to compete against a world champion at any sport or game of any type, I will win. This will infuriate my opponent, who will then try to kill me.
17. If my opponent has a sidekick or henchman, he will never have a sensible name like 'Rick,' or 'Steve.'
18. Beautiful women will frequently furrow their brows with concern and ask, "When's the last time you got any sleep?" They will never ask when I last bathed or use the toilet, although I apparently never do those things either.
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Post by maxbuwaya on Jun 10, 2005 21:40:40 GMT 8
Men gets out of the moviehouse upset whenever theres no breast exposure. (Even if they are watching dumbo)
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Post by jovellcheng on Jun 11, 2005 0:35:28 GMT 8
[glow=YELLOW,2,300]In pinoy movies, you'll know when a chick would get rape when Romy Diaz utters:
MAGANDA KA NENE...! HE HE HE!!! AMOY PINIPIG!!![/glow] Pre, action star ka ba? Hanep the biceps [glow=yellow,2,300]No man... I'm just workin out for fitness.
I also do bicep curl on beer bottles. Hehehe! ;D[/glow]
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Post by polpan on Jun 11, 2005 8:02:57 GMT 8
[glow=YELLOW,2,300]In pinoy movies, you'll know when a chick would get rape when Romy Diaz utters:
MAGANDA KA NENE...! HE HE HE!!! AMOY PINIPIG!!![/glow] Pre, action star ka ba? Hanep the biceps akala ko rapist sa pelikula.... ;D
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Post by allegra on Jun 11, 2005 8:09:23 GMT 8
Pre, action star ka ba? Hanep the biceps [glow=yellow,2,300]No man... I'm just workin out for fitness.
I also do bicep curl on beer bottles. Hehehe! ;D[/glow] ***************** I'm goin to try creatin enriched sisig nga
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Post by jovellcheng on Jun 15, 2005 18:35:13 GMT 8
[glow=yellow,2,300]No man... I'm just workin out for fitness.
I also do bicep curl on beer bottles. Hehehe! ;D[/glow] ***************** I'm goin to try creatin enriched sisig nga [glow=yellow,2,300]While your at it, try also protein shake mixed beer... Hehehehe! ;D[/glow]
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Post by alien_scream on Jun 15, 2005 18:52:09 GMT 8
why not beer with raw eggs!!!!!!!!!
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Post by allegra on Jun 15, 2005 22:28:35 GMT 8
Raw eggs = salmonella
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Post by sacredcow on Jun 21, 2005 4:57:29 GMT 8
here's a quick one... In Pinoy movies, leaders of the goons would almost always refer to his henchmen as MGA BATA!
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Post by bilibidboy on Jul 1, 2005 16:22:47 GMT 8
in pinoy comedy, it begins with slapsticks, then action, after that theres horror...(zombies) and then drama....after the crying session, musical na with dance no. combined! Beach time...KUMPLETO!
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