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Post by Great Teacher Ulysses on Nov 3, 2007 23:51:37 GMT 8
Before your Weekend Adventures:
Ask misis 1 week before your planned ride....
Always be sweet and take care of everything in the house, some of her household chores would be great!
Buy her something... new clothes, bags, etc...
Go out on a Date, dinner or sine or pasyal lang... (this should be 2-3 days before your ride!)
Give her some of your money for her shopping or grocery (this should be on the night before your Ride!),... for her to do something on that day and not even think of You!!! wala na sya pakialam sa iyo! hehehehehe....
after the ride....
if it's a tagaytay ride, better bring something home for her, BUKO Pie (yung quality type ha! dehins yung nabibili lang sa lako-lako...), Mushroom Burger, etc...
no more budget, Bili ka kahit pansit sa kanto or catpao sa kowloon house, para sa meryenda ninyo...
kung ginabi ka ng uwi... Bili ka na ng pang-ulam! call in advance ok! para di na sila mag-luluto! matutuwa pa sila sa iyo! ok ulit?
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Post by extendead on Nov 4, 2007 0:12:52 GMT 8
hmmmm... not only posers are here but also TAKUZA... nyahahahaha....
buti na lang tigas kami ni julio.. hehehe
any spare fork?? borrow one muna.. then carry two..
no fork no ride??? im a poser??? hehehe
@coiler - try mo sama at enjoy the ride..
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Post by Great Teacher Ulysses on Nov 4, 2007 1:23:17 GMT 8
yes takuza we are.... lalo ka na peng! julio not takuza!
takuza should not be a reason for being poser.... it's way different!
panget naman kung poser na eh takuza ka pa at the same time! hehehehe....
tatawagin kang POZA.....
ay baliw!
@peng - you no poser... it's simply i got 1 point from you.... understanding? tayo ride!
it's important for us to manage our time for us to enjoy riding! it's like how we managed to keep Big Amounts $$$ away from harm and buy our stuffs (dehins alam ni misis or gf nyo na ganun kayo kayaman pagdating sa bike!).... so it can be done!
tara let's ride! i-schedule natin! pwede rin ako weekdays basta naka-sched at napag-usapan natin! (trans: we mark calendar!)
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Post by <eVs10nacious< on Nov 4, 2007 13:09:50 GMT 8
DH Union when is when, i wonder how or no more.......
better migrate n lng in mindanao & race with my muslims brada........
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Post by >rocketman> on Nov 5, 2007 0:07:33 GMT 8
nice one pengot tigas, hehehehhehehehehhe
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doctins
Newbie
Ride for Fun.
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Post by doctins on Nov 5, 2007 17:43:34 GMT 8
Pips we ride for fun. tama si GTU ride lang. tira kung tira. saka nalang ako sasali pag may pustiso na ko. nabasag ngipin ko eh. You know. faceplant. (ouch) NOV 11 sir nat'l diabetes day at MOA one esplanade. hope to see you there. Peace
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Post by REDNEB on Nov 6, 2007 1:38:44 GMT 8
doctins hehehe relax.... i ride for fun too... we all do.. we just have different outlooks on what fun is... where its drawn and where it becomes pushing too much hhahah.... most prolly i'll see u there on the 11th @ 1esplanade..... it pays to be human thats what they call the sweet tooth effect.... hahahhaahhaa.... ( magagamot pa diabetes ko hoy! i quit na nag beer eh, pati kanin aayawan ko pa?.....eh di sana AIDS na lang! ang sarap sarap kumain pagbabawalan mo ako? eh hayaan mo na kung 4 months gumaling sugat! ampalaya at betadine lang yan malay mo mawala! hahahahahaha)... fuckin A peeps diabetes is serious, no one is invincible not until you die and wake up again in so much pain!........
ummm.... kahit aids tsong di ako mapipigilan mag bike hahahhahahaahah!
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santino
Free Rider
I am the devil on your shoulder.
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Post by santino on Nov 6, 2007 2:15:46 GMT 8
@ Badong,
There is this question that bugs me though.... but I have to say this in our local language:
"Sino ang mananalo sa karera: ang Poser o ang Takuza?"
I put my money on the Poser, since the Takuza won't be allowed to show up for the event. Hehehehe.
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Post by wadesingson on Nov 6, 2007 6:52:10 GMT 8
takuza - learns speed to run away from wife (sorry jen if your reading this). was away for some time - how are all the DH peeps?
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Post by jcguray on Nov 6, 2007 8:20:12 GMT 8
I think poser is not the right term,probably a newbie or novice. is more appropriate...You can brand him a poser/a big loser but I Know he has a BIGHeart to Conquer More Mountains.Willng to learn more with the help of YOU Downhill PROS.....I really dont understand people in downhill community drag themselves to the ground....What you got to do people is BONDING,MORE RIDES,less talk.....Well good Luck to All PRos and Non-pros DOWnhiller here,And MORE POWER to all you Guys.....
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bocoycoy
All-Mountain Rider
Ride...ride...ride... \m/
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Post by bocoycoy on Nov 6, 2007 9:25:26 GMT 8
sometimes, i have to have this porma effect para naman makadali ng chix...hehehehehe... can't be a TAKUZA pa...bata pa kasi..
d naman poser ang tawag kung every weekends mag-ride diba? hehehehe
anyways, ride safe mga bros!
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Post by Great Teacher Ulysses on Nov 6, 2007 13:54:22 GMT 8
sometimes, i have to have this porma effect para naman makadali ng chix...hehehehehe... can't be a TAKUZA pa...bata pa kasi.. d naman poser ang tawag kung every weekends mag-ride diba? hehehehe anyways, ride safe mga bros! tama po! dehins ka poser.... probably a weekend warrior! DH rider para makakuha ng chicks? here in the big city, it's kinda difficult... paano kung gusto na sumama sa iyo? aangkas mo papunta sa ....... hehehehe... sa provinces mas malaki ang chances.... because people there enjoy seeing action-packed races and new faces! expecially if your tagalog-spokening! Poser are NOT big Losers.... they are SIMPLY just Posers,,,, there are also people who buy very expensive bike but did not ride them... we called them COLLECTORS!
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Post by <eVs10nacious< on Nov 6, 2007 14:14:16 GMT 8
mirror, mirror on the wall who's the poser of them all borattattattattattattattatattattattat
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Post by REDNEB on Nov 6, 2007 14:32:21 GMT 8
hahahhaha......... COLLECTORS! hahahahah...... son of a ......... hahahaha!
hey evs! bratatatatatatatatat! hahahahahaha......
hi wade... hehehe.... rotors ha papa... hahaha tnx
@ the takuza vs poser issue..... takuzas are known to be the fastest runners amongst all men! posers dont run.. they maintain poise baka malukot jersey eh sayang kintab pati langaw nadulas! hahahahhaha.........
there are beginners and novices yes, but these guys are ok.... what the thread is pointing out is , the collectors item riders.......hahahaahah.... (malay nyo maganda kasi isabit sa SUV nya yung bike? care nyo! hahahahaha).........
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mrkamot
XC Rider
less talent = more armor
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Post by mrkamot on Nov 6, 2007 14:41:03 GMT 8
i want my bike back so i can pose some more!!@!@!@! hehehehehe
this may be for the FAB crew:
seriously, what's the best place for newbie "sectioning"? was thinking of roxas in maarat but you had to bike up and then go down. not really a good prospect for dh bikes with their 2.5 tires and 40 lbs++ weight.
is there a "low hill" in licao that we can push up and then ride down and push up again ad infinitum? i know UP has some "mini" dh/tech trails and i promise you, when january comes and i have my bike back i'll try to practice switchbacks among the trees
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Post by puregutz on Nov 6, 2007 15:47:29 GMT 8
I think everyone goes thru with this "poser" phase at one point in your riding life. When I was a newbie I was really confused whether I was a dher or xc rider. Even my bike was a complete nut. It was the heaviest set-up Giant NRS back then. lol! ;D ;D
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Post by REDNEB on Nov 6, 2007 19:40:50 GMT 8
papa jay.... i'd say confused! lol... hahahaha....
like kidrock said "i once was lost but now i'm just blind"........ lol
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Post by yetiman on Nov 6, 2007 20:14:45 GMT 8
DH poser? Guys that wear Troy Lee Design Carbon D2s and Full oakley outfits??? Deuter and IPhone hanging around??? And NOW chicken inasal on 3 footer drops??? Drives around on a mega-buck SUV and his 300k plus DH rig clamped behind it without a trace of mud chunks??? mid-life crisis??? naka ORIG CROCS before and after the ride??? ;D Then so many lame excuses why he WALKED a section and enjoyed the view!?! BAKA IKAW YUN!!!!! BAKA AKO? HAHAHAHA LIFE IS GOOD!!!
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Post by Great Teacher Ulysses on Nov 6, 2007 20:20:39 GMT 8
puregutz - no your not poser... you're freakin FAST! It really doesn't matter as i've said before what setup you have or how many bikes you have... it's how you bring and drag yourself to others and yourself... there are XC riders that can hit the downhill trails with eye-popping speed and win DH competitions.... what do we call them? Answer: RIDERS! Posers are people who talk talk talk, and walk away after leaving us thinking of those things he said... we strive, practice, and hit the trails, para di tayo mapahiya sa kanya... pero sya pala natutulog lang sa bahay or nanonood lang ng t.v. etc... when you make invite him he has lots of excuses... then after sometime... malalaman mong 'langya dehins pa pala nakakatikim ng lupa ang loko...
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santino
Free Rider
I am the devil on your shoulder.
Posts: 305
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Post by santino on Nov 6, 2007 20:24:56 GMT 8
@ Yetiman,
Hehehhe. Wow, very detailed description eh? Hmmm... wait... Extendead doesn't have an SUV, Rocketman doesn't have an iPhone, Redneb's dh bike is always dirty... Sino siya?!
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Post by coilerblue on Nov 6, 2007 21:09:29 GMT 8
i dont have a Troy Lee Design Carbon D2s...
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Post by rcgmachineshop on Nov 6, 2007 21:13:38 GMT 8
DH poser? Guys that wear Troy Lee Design Carbon D2s and Full oakley outfits??? Deuter and IPhone hanging around??? And NOW chicken inasal on 3 footer drops??? Drives around on a mega-buck SUV and his 300k plus DH rig clamped behind it without a trace of mud chunks??? mid-life crisis??? naka ORIG CROCS before and after the ride??? ;D Then so many lame excuses why he WALKED a section and enjoyed the view!?! BAKA IKAW YUN!!!!! BAKA AKO? HAHAHAHA LIFE IS GOOD!!! Rides around with his iphone? I do city ride but I carry a Nokia 1100 only, can't afford to pose bike and phone at the same time.
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santino
Free Rider
I am the devil on your shoulder.
Posts: 305
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Post by santino on Nov 6, 2007 21:22:12 GMT 8
@ Rcgmachineshop,
Uy, that's an interesting new twist on the Nokia Phonethics theme:
Do not pose while talking on your phone.
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Post by rcgmachineshop on Nov 6, 2007 21:31:52 GMT 8
Better if talking, how about texting?
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Post by REDNEB on Nov 6, 2007 21:32:34 GMT 8
yetiman..... hahahahahaha.... mid-life crisis cguro yun hahahaha............ santino..... "ganyan talaga papa pag ginagamit ng maayos ang DH bike" ....... " its dirty, its clunky, and as time goes by the stickers and some of the paint vanish" if i wanted a shiny killer bike i'd buy a harley V-rod! if i wanted something i can ride up and down the mountain ill buy a Land rover defender110! eh gusto ko all down and out of control so i bought me a DH bike and a decent 4x4 truck! hahahahahhha
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Post by <eVs10nacious< on Nov 6, 2007 21:37:17 GMT 8
is that local bugtong- bugtongan ok me sirit n, whats the sagot, hala lagot!!! ah wait si yaya just texted me, ok n daw yong mainit nyang water, ready n, papaliguan p me ni yaya, gotta go sago!!! alien!!! DH poser? Guys that wear Troy Lee Design Carbon D2s and Full oakley outfits??? Deuter and IPhone hanging around??? And NOW chicken inasal on 3 footer drops??? Drives around on a mega-buck SUV and his 300k plus DH rig clamped behind it without a trace of mud chunks??? mid-life crisis??? naka ORIG CROCS before and after the ride??? ;D Then so many lame excuses why he WALKED a section and enjoyed the view!?! BAKA IKAW YUN!!!!! BAKA AKO? HAHAHAHA LIFE IS GOOD!!!
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lloyd
Free Rider
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Post by lloyd on Nov 7, 2007 2:16:22 GMT 8
Mga Bros,
Ang saya talaga d2... ;D
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Post by REDNEB on Nov 7, 2007 9:31:23 GMT 8
hahahaha...... this is actually healthy cuz we get to release tensions that build up between riders.
chicken inasal on 3 foot drops? hmmm.... then mega-SUV? yetiman i think i saw that in national geographic or is that the SUV used by sharon cuneta?( eh mega daw eh!).
HHHWWWAAAATTT? 300k DH bike? WTF? ..... hanging it out on your SUV driving around the metro is like running around naked with an attache case filled with 300k bucks and a sign that says......... ATTENTION: kidnappers and holduppers easy money inside! parang Intel Pentium! pootah hahahahaha!
ummm baka yun ang definition nya ng "mountainbike lifestyle?" or being a "mountainbike superstar?".....
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Post by puregutz on Nov 7, 2007 9:52:31 GMT 8
Well astig talaga whenever I see expensive DH bikes on top of cars and suv's going around the metro. But i guess it will be more fulfilling if you know you can ripped it up the trails as well. Hahaha! 300K pesoses.... thats more expensive than my corolla. yetiman: midlife crisis? its just so cool to know that not all daddy's in their 40's can do what we do in the weekends. jong: kahit kelan wala talaga kwenta mga posts mo... hahaha... joke lang pre... GTU: kumakapal na alikabok ng Dh bike ko sa house. lets ride at Patiis this saturday...
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Post by REDNEB on Nov 7, 2007 14:53:37 GMT 8
ummm guys is the i-phone DH proof? hahahaha..... i think i-phones are suppose to be kept in leather cases or inside LV clutch bags? ...... baka naman 1 crash lang eh... the i-phone turns into AY-Naku po 100 pieces na phone ko! hahahah......
i've seen i-pods die during DH crashes and these things are poser pods! obviously if you carry such items like this during DH rides, i doubt if you'd trash it around... most likely you'd be walking down and banging your head to the music ( YAN ANG POSITIB NA POSER!!! haahaha).
I got a 512mb next base outdoor mp3 player, its moisture proof, its small like a lighter, its hampas proof too!.... i doubt if you can use all 512mb = 100 songs on a 5 min dh run? baka pag naglalakad ka pababa oo maubos mo lahat yung kanta sa tagal! but mounted on a DH bike armed with super-human skills and nerves of steel........ 1 and 1/2 songs lang nasa baba ka na! ........
i use a king.com 2gig mp4 player for my truck too.... cuz pag nilublob ko sa putik 4x4 ko di ako manghihinayang malunod gamit ko! hahahahaha.......... i only pose kasi naka FOES nga ako! hahahahahahah.........
whats a deuter? is that when you castrate a pet animal in order to stop reproductive capabilities? ......... or was that neuter? hahahahaha.............
** god i think i spend too much time in the mountains i'm not conio and upto date na! waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.................. how sad.. lolerz!
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