Funny Cebuano dubbed movie Mar 7, 2008 23:00:43 GMT 8
Post by katipzrider on Mar 7, 2008 23:00:43 GMT 8
from the movie Apocalypto.
to those who don't understand Bisaya, here is the translation.
enjoy! ;D ;D ;D ;D
Paksiw: Who's there?.............. Who's there?!
Bahag-Hari: I am their known king wearing T-back and they call me Bahag-Hari. Its ok for me to let you search for "kaka" in our surroundings since my tribe are living in peace but if you do something wrong to us then you will be thrown away from here.
Stranger: (offered fishes to Bahag-Hari)
Bahag-Hari: Its already rotten.
Stranger: Just take a look if its rotten.
Bahag-Hari: Where did you get it?
Stranger: From Pasil.
Paksiw: What group are you bai?
Stranger: Move forward brod....... We are members of Wakwak tribe who loosed during the Sinulog.
Paksiw: Because you always sniff rugby thats why.
Stranger: Maybe its you..... because your face looks like a mosquito leg.
Paksiw: You a######!
Paksiw: Get back here....
Bahag-Hari: PAKSIW!........ don't mind him.... come let's go home
(the sound of kikiks who follows the Wakwak tribe)
Bahag-Hari: The Wakwak tribe they started in Siquijor. They are known vampires in the island.
Fatguy: Ahhhh vampires.... the one who wears nose rings.
Bahag-Hari: (Giving the fatguy an unapproving look)
Fatguy: oh..... sorry.
Bahag-Hari: Mom and Dad are from Wakwak tribe.
Paksiw: We are descendants of vampires?
Bahag-Hari: Yes.... Morning, Night they look for victims..... young, old, pregnant as long as its fresh blood.... But I didn't continue and move away from their tribe because I never get used to eating raw..... When I was little its always spaghetti and regular yum in Jollibee but now I'm a vegetarian...."Original Rastafarai". Sometimes I'm also a "Punk" oh here it is take it lets go home...... ;D ;D ;D