Ti-bar
XC Rider
dont be alarmed at the avatar, i didnt get it from mtbiking!
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Sand?
Feb 4, 2008 0:08:40 GMT 8
Post by Ti-bar on Feb 4, 2008 0:08:40 GMT 8
A man named Juan comes up to the Mexican Border on his bicycle with two large bags over his shoulders. the Guard stops him and asks "Whats in the Bags?" "Sand" answers Juan to which the guard replies "Well just see about that...? the guard takes the bags, rips them apart, empties them out and finds nothing but sand.
He detains Juan overnight and has the sand analyzed, but discovers that it really is nothing but pure sand. Finally, the guard releases Juan, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the man's shoulders and lets him cross the border.
A week later, the same thing happens - Juan approaches the border on his bicycle with two bags of sand. the guard asks him "What have you got?" and Juan replies, "Sand". Again the guard does a thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to Juan, who crosses the border.
this sequence is repeated everyday for several months until finally the guard is sitting in a Cantina in Mexico and Juan walks in. "Hey Buddy", says the guard to Juan, " i know you're smuggling something... its been driving me crazy. Its all i think about! I cant sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?"
Juan sips his beer and says, "Bicycles" ;D
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Sand?
Feb 5, 2008 15:43:22 GMT 8
Post by whoopi on Feb 5, 2008 15:43:22 GMT 8
ahahaha! clever ;D
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