Post by AEhachiroku86 on Aug 20, 2007 15:51:11 GMT 8
Funny stuff only found in the good old Philippines... * Nakasulat sa pader: "MARUNONG KA BANG TUMAHOL? ASO LANG ANG UMIIHI DITO!" * along a highway in Pampanga: "WE MAKE MODERN ANTIQUE FURNITURE" * in a Baguio grocery: "FRESH FROZEN CHICKEN SOLD HERE" * in Cubao: "NONE ID NOTHING ENTRY" * on a parking lot: "TAXI AND OUTSIDE CAR NOT ALLOWED" * along Luneta Boulevard: "BAWAL TUMAE SA BULEVARD" * on Jeepney and Bus signs: "BEFORE PAY, TELL WHERE GET THE ON BEFORE GET THE OFF" * on a Flower shop in Rizal Avenue: "WE SELL ARTIFICIAL FRESH FLOWERS" * on a delivery truck: "NOT FOR HERE" * on window of a restaurant in Baguio: "WANTED: BOY WAITRESS" * A grafitti inside the cubicle of a ladies' C.R. in a university: "PLEASE DON'T SIT LIKE A FROG, SIT LIKE A QUEEN." * At a men's comfort room, above a urinal: "HAWAK MO ANG KINABUKASAN NG BAYAN" * at a construction site in Mandaluyong: "BAWAL OMEHI DITO. ANG MAHOLI BOG-BOG" * somewhere along San Andres: "NO URINATING, ON THE OVER WALLS" * vacant lot near makati ave.: "DON'T PARKING" * at an eatery in Cebu: "WE HAB SOPDRINK IN CAN AND IN BATOL! and this is the best of them all!! * on a building somewhere in the Philippines... "NOTARY PUBLIC TUMATANGGAP DIN NG LABADA KUNG LINGGO"
Post by AEhachiroku86 on Aug 20, 2007 16:06:32 GMT 8
A naked girl rode on a taxi "Bakit" asked the girl at the driver na nakatitig sa katawan nya "Ngayon ka lang ba nakakita ng hubad?" Driver: "dehins po miss, iniisip ko lang kung saan nakatago pamasahe mo"
Proud to be a Filipino In an international Convention of coffee-producing nations, the Philippines proved it really has given something to the coffee world. The Columbia delegate said: "We have the best coffee beans." Remarked the Japanese representative: "Japan refined coffee production to make people enjoy coffee more." The American delegate: "America has the best and the most number of brands of regular and instant coffee, supported by the most modern means of production." Then the Filipino delegate stood up to proudly declare: "The Philippines invented the two-hour coffee break!!!"