Post by kulot_salot on Oct 9, 2007 10:35:46 GMT 8
The Virginal
Her Favorite movies: Toy Story, Naruto, Final Fantasy, Pinocchio
Verdict: If she’s in her teen years this is perfectly normal. However, if she’s well past 25 years old, she is obviously regressing, compensating for a past that never was.
Sentence: If you’re the jealous type, and is looking for a serious relationship, I suggest to toughen up your skin or look for someone else. Because she’s gonna sow her oats and sleep around man. If you’re virginal yourself, then more power to you… baby.
The Cosplayer
His Favorite movies: Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Star Trek, Star Wars, The Matrix, Terminator, Transformers, Aliens, Blade Runner, Minority Report.
Verdict: You’re dating a bonafide true-blooded geek.
Prepare to immerse yourself in a subject. Most geeks have an in-depth almost encyclopedic knowledge over a subject. You will hear not only PCs versus Macs, Open-source versus Propriety, but also the relative longevity of Starcraft over Warcraft, how to prove that Batman is really gay because he adopted Robin, where to pinpoint the weakness of Bruce Lee moves using a combo of Jackie Chan-Jet Li superchop.
A subculture of geeks will wait in line at 4 am in the morning for the latest Harry Potter book, iphone, Wii. They will don their immitative costume transforming themselves into an autobot in a congregation that rivals the fervor of a religious mass.
Sentence: If you’re a geek yourself, then more power to you… (ehem) geek.
The Scripted Perfectionist
Her Favorite movies: Romantic movies involving Meg Ryan (Sleepless in Seattle, You’ve Got Mail, When Harry Met Sally).
Verdict: She believes in happily ever after Holywood Style.
Sentence: One spontaneous human flaw from you and she will run away with another more “exciting” man where she believes her flawless problem-free destiny awaits.
The Shocker
His Favorite movies: Scream, Hostel, Friday the 13th, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, A Nightmare On Elm St.
Verdict: Your date is either turned-on by torture or he is hoping to scare you in order to “comfort” you.
Sentence: Listen up man. If S&M is your thing, then why not get a proper porn?
If on the other hand, these became your favorite movies because it gets women to “hold” you, then I will just say this: that is so passé. Don’t insult the intelligence of women.
The Vanilla
Her Favorite movies: Drew Barrymore flicks.
Verdict: Can you spell mainstream?
Sentence: If you like independent movies, stay away. If on the other hand you’re a Ben Affleck fan, congratulations, you just hit the 9-5, 2 kids, gas-guzzling suburban lifestyle.
The BS (Beer & Sports) Man
His Favorite movies: Rocky, Jerry Maguire, Field of Dreams.
Verdict: You don’t need to be Sherlock Holmes to figure this out.
Sentence: If you’re both a bball fan, and you’re from rival schools, then you better be prepared when your kids go to college.
The Femme Fatale
His Favorite movies: Basic Instinct, Kill Bill, Fatal Attraction
Verdict: Beneath that sultry look is a dark past.
Sentence: She will give you the sex of your life, but you better be awake afterwards… just in case.
The Till Death Do Us Happy
Her Favorite movies: The distant hero dies at the end of these films
Verdict: This is the demure sister of Femme Fatale…
Sentence: … minus the sex part.
The Airbag
His Favorite movies: Obscure European Films
Verdict: He is either a film professor, or a film auteur cum journalist.
Sentence: If he’s not… then he is pretentiously trying too hard to impress you.
Soulmates
Her Favorite movies: Anything written or directed by the likes of Paul Thomas Anderson, and Charlie Kaufman. Also movies such as American Beauty, Age of Innocence, Dangerous Liaisons, Amadeus, Before Sunrise/Sunset, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
Verdict: Revealing to a woman that this is your favorite type is risky, but also rewarding if you and her enjoy the same movies.
Sentence: If she fell asleep during the conversation of Celine and Jesse, then do not call her again.
If however, she’s still cuddling up to you during the Before Sunset Nina Simone ending scene, or if she cried during this scene…
… then you and her are soulmates.
Her Favorite movies: Toy Story, Naruto, Final Fantasy, Pinocchio
Verdict: If she’s in her teen years this is perfectly normal. However, if she’s well past 25 years old, she is obviously regressing, compensating for a past that never was.
Sentence: If you’re the jealous type, and is looking for a serious relationship, I suggest to toughen up your skin or look for someone else. Because she’s gonna sow her oats and sleep around man. If you’re virginal yourself, then more power to you… baby.
The Cosplayer
His Favorite movies: Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Star Trek, Star Wars, The Matrix, Terminator, Transformers, Aliens, Blade Runner, Minority Report.
Verdict: You’re dating a bonafide true-blooded geek.
Prepare to immerse yourself in a subject. Most geeks have an in-depth almost encyclopedic knowledge over a subject. You will hear not only PCs versus Macs, Open-source versus Propriety, but also the relative longevity of Starcraft over Warcraft, how to prove that Batman is really gay because he adopted Robin, where to pinpoint the weakness of Bruce Lee moves using a combo of Jackie Chan-Jet Li superchop.
A subculture of geeks will wait in line at 4 am in the morning for the latest Harry Potter book, iphone, Wii. They will don their immitative costume transforming themselves into an autobot in a congregation that rivals the fervor of a religious mass.
Sentence: If you’re a geek yourself, then more power to you… (ehem) geek.
The Scripted Perfectionist
Her Favorite movies: Romantic movies involving Meg Ryan (Sleepless in Seattle, You’ve Got Mail, When Harry Met Sally).
Verdict: She believes in happily ever after Holywood Style.
Sentence: One spontaneous human flaw from you and she will run away with another more “exciting” man where she believes her flawless problem-free destiny awaits.
The Shocker
His Favorite movies: Scream, Hostel, Friday the 13th, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, A Nightmare On Elm St.
Verdict: Your date is either turned-on by torture or he is hoping to scare you in order to “comfort” you.
Sentence: Listen up man. If S&M is your thing, then why not get a proper porn?
If on the other hand, these became your favorite movies because it gets women to “hold” you, then I will just say this: that is so passé. Don’t insult the intelligence of women.
The Vanilla
Her Favorite movies: Drew Barrymore flicks.
Verdict: Can you spell mainstream?
Sentence: If you like independent movies, stay away. If on the other hand you’re a Ben Affleck fan, congratulations, you just hit the 9-5, 2 kids, gas-guzzling suburban lifestyle.
The BS (Beer & Sports) Man
His Favorite movies: Rocky, Jerry Maguire, Field of Dreams.
Verdict: You don’t need to be Sherlock Holmes to figure this out.
Sentence: If you’re both a bball fan, and you’re from rival schools, then you better be prepared when your kids go to college.
The Femme Fatale
His Favorite movies: Basic Instinct, Kill Bill, Fatal Attraction
Verdict: Beneath that sultry look is a dark past.
Sentence: She will give you the sex of your life, but you better be awake afterwards… just in case.
The Till Death Do Us Happy
Her Favorite movies: The distant hero dies at the end of these films
Verdict: This is the demure sister of Femme Fatale…
Sentence: … minus the sex part.
The Airbag
His Favorite movies: Obscure European Films
Verdict: He is either a film professor, or a film auteur cum journalist.
Sentence: If he’s not… then he is pretentiously trying too hard to impress you.
Soulmates
Her Favorite movies: Anything written or directed by the likes of Paul Thomas Anderson, and Charlie Kaufman. Also movies such as American Beauty, Age of Innocence, Dangerous Liaisons, Amadeus, Before Sunrise/Sunset, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
Verdict: Revealing to a woman that this is your favorite type is risky, but also rewarding if you and her enjoy the same movies.
Sentence: If she fell asleep during the conversation of Celine and Jesse, then do not call her again.
If however, she’s still cuddling up to you during the Before Sunset Nina Simone ending scene, or if she cried during this scene…
… then you and her are soulmates.
;D