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Post by ice on Apr 29, 2008 22:03:45 GMT 8
pop quiz!..... how is ernie related to bert? ......... big bird has a high-pitched voice because he's always being kicked by the other muppets! curahee!
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Post by yukon on Apr 29, 2008 22:32:37 GMT 8
pop quiz!..... how is ernie related to bert? ......... big bird has a high-pitched voice because he's always being kicked by the other muppets! curahee! pop quiz!..... how is ernie related to bert? - room mates? lovers? friends ? nah more than friends sila
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Post by Ben Dover on Apr 29, 2008 22:33:59 GMT 8
that winnie the pooh is a girl so thats why my wife has a ton of pooh stuffs... personally...i thought he was a dude. actually, winnie the pooh is gay.
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Post by Ben Dover on Apr 29, 2008 22:42:44 GMT 8
pop quiz!..... how is ernie related to bert? ......... big bird has a high-pitched voice because he's always being kicked by the other muppets! curahee! room mates...and they are both avid bikers..but the thin one loves xc and the heavier one loves dh...so they never actually had the chance to ride together...sad story actually
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Post by Ben Dover on Apr 29, 2008 22:53:46 GMT 8
"A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes." who wants to be a pig in the next life? raise your hand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D not so quick guys...it didn't say if its the female or the male LOL!
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Post by qt_kat on Apr 29, 2008 23:30:28 GMT 8
so thats why my wife has a ton of pooh stuffs... personally...i thought he was a dude. actually, winnie the pooh is gay. I concur! ;D
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Post by bikedaddy on Apr 29, 2008 23:36:21 GMT 8
di ko gets. allan, i'll pm the answer to you!!! ;D ;D ;D Same here!
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Post by bikedaddy on Apr 29, 2008 23:47:27 GMT 8
who wants to be a pig in the next life? raise your hand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D not so quick guys...it didn't say if its the female or the male LOL! Come on tolits, males' are always measured in seconds ;D ;D ;D
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Post by trance03 on Apr 30, 2008 6:56:46 GMT 8
di ko gets. allan, i'll pm the answer to you!!! ;D ;D ;D hahahaha. peq u gbb. hornyboybrionne ;D ;D ;D
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Post by ronaldarca on Apr 30, 2008 9:07:34 GMT 8
"you cannot lick your elbow" : : sige nga try nga ;D
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Post by Ben Dover on Apr 30, 2008 11:10:01 GMT 8
"you cannot lick your elbow" : : sige nga try nga ;D hehe! definitely i can't but a lot of women can...just type "lick her elbow" in you tube you'll get several pages of result..and in different styles example:
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Post by mountguitars on Apr 30, 2008 11:11:10 GMT 8
"you cannot lick your elbow" : : sige nga try nga ;D stupid me, i did this too. guess what happened? hehehe ;D. i sprained my tongue, hehehe ;D. so i tried spitting on my elbow instead. ;D
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Post by g.b.b on May 1, 2008 11:41:27 GMT 8
a man's vein stretched out can encircle the earth twice... i think it's only 80kms when it's stretched.... that's what i remember in science class in high school though.... did you know that numbers from 0 to 999 dont have letter "A" until you reach 1000? trans: wag nyo na bilangin.......
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Post by g.b.b on May 1, 2008 11:53:08 GMT 8
question.... is there a way of finding out if a dead meat (baboy 0r baka) is from a male or female animal? . i kinda remember this question from my childhood days... they say that if a dead meat is male in the market, TITImbangin... if the dead meat is a female, KIKIluhin... oooooh... that's what i also heard from wet market...... nice tip daimler......
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Post by g.b.b on May 1, 2008 11:55:14 GMT 8
here's another:
"DREAMT" is the only english word to end with the letters "MT"
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Post by g.b.b on May 1, 2008 12:06:54 GMT 8
QUESTION to you guys: Why is it "girls" would prefer riding on men rather than jeepneys??? trans: bakit mas gusto ng babae sumakay sa lalaki kaysa jeepney (PUJ)?
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Post by Ben Dover on May 1, 2008 21:01:23 GMT 8
a man's vein stretched out can encircle the earth twice... did you know that numbers from 0 to 999 dont have letter "A" until you reach 1000? trans: wag nyo na bilangin....... is a, d al aw a, t atlo, ap at, lim a...and so on...almost of them have letter a. hahaha!
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Post by g.b.b on May 1, 2008 21:09:57 GMT 8
policy is english only... hehe nice one bend over
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Post by Ben Dover on May 1, 2008 21:20:51 GMT 8
neanderthal's brain was bigger than yours is...ours pala.. hehehe! ;D
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Post by yukon on May 2, 2008 13:10:39 GMT 8
from the internet...not mine
A rat can last longer without water than a camel.
Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself.
The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle.
A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.
A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.
Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
A 2 X 4 is really 1-1/2" by 3-1/2".
During the chariot scene in "Ben Hur," a small red car can be seen in the distance (and Heston's wearing a watch).
On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily! (That explains a few mysteries....) <---- hahahahaha
Sherlock Holmes NEVER said, "Elementary, my dear Watson."
Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.
The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per side in a game of chess is 318,979,564,000.
Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a spacesuit damages them.
The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin in World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.
Weatherman Willard Scott was the first Ronald McDonald.
If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death. (Who was the sadist who discovered this??) <---some looney dude by the name of _____
Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to s-l-o-w film down so you could see his moves. That's the opposite of the norm.
The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA."
The original name for butterfly was flutterby. <---so my daughter's right then
The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.
The first product Motorola started to develop was a record player for automobiles. At that time, the most known player on the market was Victrola, so they called themselves Motorola.
Roses may be red, but violets are indeed violet.
By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand.
Celery has negative calories. It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.
Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest. <----Ahahahahahaha
An old law in Bellingham, Washington, made it illegal for a woman to take more than three steps backwards while dancing!
The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from public libraries.
The glue on Israeli postage is certified kosher.
Bats always turn left when exiting a cave! <----so how'd Batman do that
The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. <---this i didnt know
Men can read smaller print then women can; women can hear better. <----agree?
The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska
The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000
Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.
The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:
Spades - King David Hearts - Charlemagne Clubs -Alexander, the Great Diamonds - Julius Caesar
If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
A. Their birthplace.
Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?
A. One thousand
Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common? A. All invented by women.
Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil? A. Honey
In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase......... "goodnight, sleep tight."
It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the "honeymoon".
In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them, "Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down."
It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"
Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by this practice.
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Post by knobbyist on May 2, 2008 13:51:28 GMT 8
pop quiz!..... how is ernie related to bert? they're life partners... hehehe! The English language was not introduced to Filipinos by Americans but by British invaders in 1762. 488 of the 500 known coral species in the world are found in the Philippines.
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Post by kulot_salot on May 15, 2008 13:43:45 GMT 8
WARNING! PG Material!Why cum doesn't taste sweet? ;D Biology Class In a biology class, Professor Burn was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. D-on (a freshman) raised her hand and asked "If I understand, you're saying there is as much glucose in male semen as there is in sugar?""That's correct", responded Professor Burn, going on to add statistical info. Raising her hand again, D-on asked, "Then why doesn't it taste sweet?"After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing, Dione's face turned bright red, and as she realized exactly what she had inadvertently said (or rather implied), she picked up her books without a word and walked out of he class.... ...Never to return. However, as she was going out the door, Professor Burn's reply was classic... Totally straight-faced he answered her question, "Itdoesn'ttaste sweet because the taste buds for sweetness are on the tip of the tongue and not in the back of the throat".
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Post by Ben Dover on May 15, 2008 13:59:52 GMT 8
saliva is still the best lubricant according to the experts and i don't think they were talking about bikes.
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Post by Superbad on May 15, 2008 14:06:07 GMT 8
saliva is still the best lubricant according to the experts and i don't think they were talking about bikes. So what where the experts talking about then? Kindly enlighten me. Don't be shy
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Post by enzo on May 15, 2008 14:11:44 GMT 8
saliva is still the best lubricant according to the experts and i don't think they were talking about bikes. So what where the experts talking about then? Kindly enlighten me. Don't be shy Hypoallergenic, free, no need for fancy pump container, doesnt get to hot which will cause abrasion or discomfort. ;D I didnt know that the price of contraceptive has gone up by 18 percent.
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Post by enzo on May 15, 2008 14:13:46 GMT 8
"you cannot lick your elbow" : : sige nga try nga ;D Ron, Is this a trick question? Coz I can!!!
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Post by Ben Dover on May 15, 2008 14:14:43 GMT 8
saliva is still the best lubricant according to the experts and i don't think they were talking about bikes. So what where the experts talking about then? Kindly enlighten me. Don't be shy uhm...when you're having problem removing a tight ring from your finger? i'm really sorry... i'm clueless about things like that.
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Post by Jenner on May 15, 2008 14:55:03 GMT 8
can I butt-in?
The universal solvent is water.
Long time back (or maybe still practiced today) ~ Urine is used as preservative in making dried meats (tapa) on the highlands, mostly eaten at special occassions and feasts. yumm-o!!
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Post by Ben Dover on May 16, 2008 17:45:02 GMT 8
Did you know that: * Aluminum frames have a harsh ride? * Titanium frames are soft and whippy? * Steel frames go soft with age, but they have a nicer ride quality? * England's Queen Elizabeth is a kingpin of the international drug trade? All of the above statements are equally false. hehehe! ;D that's according to the late sheldon brown www.sheldonbrown.com/frame-materials.html
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Post by g.b.b on May 22, 2008 11:17:20 GMT 8
did you know that
Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.
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