Post by >rocketman> on Nov 19, 2007 4:06:38 GMT 8
General: Do not Piss, DO not injure someone else, Be courteous
let's have a good time. Positive vibes tayo.
1. PASSING - "always yield to the faster rider"
Race run, Pratice run, Trail riding, - applicable,
If your are the "faster rider" yell (Tangnamo!) joke! "RIDER"!
hehehe, Tell him where are you going to pass, to his LEFT or to his right.
*** I know riders wont mention names who like to "eat bulaga the slower rider, by not advising them, earlier, "TUHOG" BBQ,
Yeah Fun, But this is dangerous man, let's be mature, let's stay away from unecessary injuries. let go home safe and sound.
If your are the"slower rider" Get the hell out of there, Do not panic, Im not telling you to slam a tree, or jump in the bushes or jump off the cliff, go the nearest safe spot ASAP and let him pass.
***Race, Imagine sam hill cathes you up, and you did not let him pass, because of that He did not qualified for the finals, Do you think you will still be popular to the Dh pipol?
2. RIDER DOWN/CRASHING - " If you can, Get off from the trail and your packing bike once you recovered from your crash, do not rest in the middle of the trail. ROAD KILL ka! and Please Do not be the cause of injuring another incoming rider, because you or your bike is blocking the trail,
What if he was killed because your handle bar stab him,
Kaso ka pa!
If Ok ka na, and re-entering the trail, listen or be alert for incoming riders, start pa lang baka crash ka uli!.
3. STOPPING, WALKING - NeVER STOP WITHOUT WARNING!ADVISE/SIGNAL riders behind you that you are stopping, beforehand slow down ka na, (will take a pee,
or BIG COW, or RABID dog, flat ka, tumawag si missis, or the trail is too techy you going to walk it).
YELL if they cannot see you (blind curves) etc., so they will not be eat bulaga too. IWAS SALPOK tayo.
4. DO NOT CHEAT - gusto mo ma DQ? (disqualify)
a. DO NOT KALIKOT the FORK and SHOCKS of your competitors.
b. DAMAGE the tracks - if you damage the lip of the jump, please
fix it or advise the race marshal, dehins lang ikaw ang mag race.
c. Buntings - If you cut a bunting, godamit put it back!, IF you went out of the buntings, Return where you "EXITED" and start from there, do not SHORT CUT!
d. Altering the RACE track, Puting rocks in the ruts so you can pass, or puting rocks in the trail previously not there so they will crash. Just because you don't like a section you will change it,
why "race organizer ka ba"?
5. DO NOT SANDBAG - Just because you dont win on your category you register lower category, "MAHIYA ka Naman Oy!" pak yu!
Or "35 na ako"! (next time bring your birth certificate), you think you will win because mga uugod ugod na lolo ka race mo Hello?
Roy cas, allan morales, Boy Sarol, etc etc..
Honesty is still the best policy.
6. COMPLAINING - Race, Complain only to the RACE ORGANIZERS,
Do not BAD Mouth or incite anarchy in the race, Im sure' you will
be remembered, try it. ma ban ka pa.
7. RETURN REPLACE, Just borrowed a tool? a pump? or an inetrior?, Please return afterward, or replace pag nagkita kayo uli, (or else di ka na makakaulit.)
8. SHARE - if you extra food and water share, offer help if you can, "sagot ko na "coke" or "lomi" etc, If you can fix stuff, do so, if "siraniko", please do not. Mapa away ka lang.
RACE if you did not qualify and he qualified but his bike is broken
let him borrow your Dh bike.
give a little love and it will all come back to you! karma bai!
8. VOLUNTEER/HELP - TRAIL building, trail maintenance, ASSIST offer help during races, be an emcee sa race/awarding, be an entertainer, be a marshall, be a time keeper when not racing.
or ambulance driver if not available.
After the race: - Stay after the race and help pack up the gear (bunting, wires, collecting trash, packing up tents – there’s always lots to do). HUWAG ka senyorito! pagalitan ka ni BIG BROTHER!
9. SUPPORT the SPORT- Do not be a-hole like this:
"Hey We will have a downhill race! "punta kayo"come join!
" Ows? Magkano? (HOW much is the PRIZE)" (as if you are going to win!) Just Join if you cannot or don't like, Do tell Him or shut up.
More paticipants = bigger race next year.
10. IF YOU WIN - or have got a placing, then get up onto the d@mn podium. if speech, thank the organizers (para umulit) and volunteers, lahat tumulong sa iyo . Don’t yak too long, you’re not that interesting! ano ka politiko? hehehe
Please Add.
let's have a good time. Positive vibes tayo.
1. PASSING - "always yield to the faster rider"
Race run, Pratice run, Trail riding, - applicable,
If your are the "faster rider" yell (Tangnamo!) joke! "RIDER"!
hehehe, Tell him where are you going to pass, to his LEFT or to his right.
*** I know riders wont mention names who like to "eat bulaga the slower rider, by not advising them, earlier, "TUHOG" BBQ,
Yeah Fun, But this is dangerous man, let's be mature, let's stay away from unecessary injuries. let go home safe and sound.
If your are the"slower rider" Get the hell out of there, Do not panic, Im not telling you to slam a tree, or jump in the bushes or jump off the cliff, go the nearest safe spot ASAP and let him pass.
***Race, Imagine sam hill cathes you up, and you did not let him pass, because of that He did not qualified for the finals, Do you think you will still be popular to the Dh pipol?
2. RIDER DOWN/CRASHING - " If you can, Get off from the trail and your packing bike once you recovered from your crash, do not rest in the middle of the trail. ROAD KILL ka! and Please Do not be the cause of injuring another incoming rider, because you or your bike is blocking the trail,
What if he was killed because your handle bar stab him,
Kaso ka pa!
If Ok ka na, and re-entering the trail, listen or be alert for incoming riders, start pa lang baka crash ka uli!.
3. STOPPING, WALKING - NeVER STOP WITHOUT WARNING!ADVISE/SIGNAL riders behind you that you are stopping, beforehand slow down ka na, (will take a pee,
or BIG COW, or RABID dog, flat ka, tumawag si missis, or the trail is too techy you going to walk it).
YELL if they cannot see you (blind curves) etc., so they will not be eat bulaga too. IWAS SALPOK tayo.
4. DO NOT CHEAT - gusto mo ma DQ? (disqualify)
a. DO NOT KALIKOT the FORK and SHOCKS of your competitors.
b. DAMAGE the tracks - if you damage the lip of the jump, please
fix it or advise the race marshal, dehins lang ikaw ang mag race.
c. Buntings - If you cut a bunting, godamit put it back!, IF you went out of the buntings, Return where you "EXITED" and start from there, do not SHORT CUT!
d. Altering the RACE track, Puting rocks in the ruts so you can pass, or puting rocks in the trail previously not there so they will crash. Just because you don't like a section you will change it,
why "race organizer ka ba"?
5. DO NOT SANDBAG - Just because you dont win on your category you register lower category, "MAHIYA ka Naman Oy!" pak yu!
Or "35 na ako"! (next time bring your birth certificate), you think you will win because mga uugod ugod na lolo ka race mo Hello?
Roy cas, allan morales, Boy Sarol, etc etc..
Honesty is still the best policy.
6. COMPLAINING - Race, Complain only to the RACE ORGANIZERS,
Do not BAD Mouth or incite anarchy in the race, Im sure' you will
be remembered, try it. ma ban ka pa.
7. RETURN REPLACE, Just borrowed a tool? a pump? or an inetrior?, Please return afterward, or replace pag nagkita kayo uli, (or else di ka na makakaulit.)
8. SHARE - if you extra food and water share, offer help if you can, "sagot ko na "coke" or "lomi" etc, If you can fix stuff, do so, if "siraniko", please do not. Mapa away ka lang.
RACE if you did not qualify and he qualified but his bike is broken
let him borrow your Dh bike.
give a little love and it will all come back to you! karma bai!
8. VOLUNTEER/HELP - TRAIL building, trail maintenance, ASSIST offer help during races, be an emcee sa race/awarding, be an entertainer, be a marshall, be a time keeper when not racing.
or ambulance driver if not available.
After the race: - Stay after the race and help pack up the gear (bunting, wires, collecting trash, packing up tents – there’s always lots to do). HUWAG ka senyorito! pagalitan ka ni BIG BROTHER!
9. SUPPORT the SPORT- Do not be a-hole like this:
"Hey We will have a downhill race! "punta kayo"come join!
" Ows? Magkano? (HOW much is the PRIZE)" (as if you are going to win!) Just Join if you cannot or don't like, Do tell Him or shut up.
More paticipants = bigger race next year.
10. IF YOU WIN - or have got a placing, then get up onto the d@mn podium. if speech, thank the organizers (para umulit) and volunteers, lahat tumulong sa iyo . Don’t yak too long, you’re not that interesting! ano ka politiko? hehehe
Please Add.